One gloved hand nervously knocked on a certain red head's door. William didn't know what he was thinking, saying yes to a date with Ronald. It wasn't the fact of he was going on a date with Ronald. It was the fact that he was going on a date with Ronald. He couldn't even remember the last time he went out on a date and Ronald went out almost every week! The guy must have high standards and William had to fufill them. So in the end, he went to get some dating advice from the one shinigami he knew was an expert on the subject of romance- Grell Sutcliff.
"Cooome in~" the all too high pitched voice sang through the door.
"It's just adive William, it's only advice," he told himself before turning the doorknob and calmly entering the office.
"Will~ I didn't except you to come today! What buissness does a tall, dark, handsome man have in a lady's office~?" Grell swooned, placing his hands below his chin and resting his elbows on the redwood desk with that sharktooth grin being directed at William.
"I came in to ask advice from you. Please try to stay on topic as much as possible," he stated, making his way to a seat placed in front of the over crowded desk.
"Advice? Need a woman's inside knowledge Willu~? I'm glad to help! What is it that the ever so perfect William needs advice about from little me?" the flamboyant reaper asked, green eyes locking with William's own.
"I have a date tonight and before I go on, you are not to try to interfer or try to murder whoever I'm going out with. I want to make this successful and let the person have a good time but... we both know that I haven't been on a date in centuries. I need... advice so the date doesn't end horribly."
It was silent for a painfully long minute. Did William word it wrong? Did Grell simply not want to help him?
His questions were answered when Grell started laughing, his lady like complection crashing.
"Ad-advice on-on dating? ! Oh-oh Will! I-I can't give you advice on how to get a good date with Ronnie!" the red head managed to get out between mad fits of laughter.
"You don't have to- wait... I didn't say a thing about how it was with Ronald!" William shouted, annoyed completely on how Grell as acting.
"I-I gave him advice on how-how to ask y-you out on a date!" at this point, Grell was holding onto his stomach and a few tears came out from his closed eyes.
"Can you help me or not Sutcliff? ! I don't have time to sit here watching you laugh like this!"
"Fi-fine! But I-I can't give you advice still!"
"And why not? !"
"Dat-dating is a hands on ex-experience!" Grell slowly stopped his laughing, only letting it come out in little giggles. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his eyes. "Oh... Will. If you want to have a good date with Ronnie, you have to practice."
"Practice? The date is tonight Grell."
"Oh I know that~ So here's what I'm thinking..." placing the handkerchief back into his pocket, he leaned his cheeks on his hands, resting his elbows on top of his paperwork once more. "Why not go out on a practice date with me this afternoon?"
"That's insanity Sutcliff!"
"Hm? Then I guess that I can't of help with you. Let little Ronnie dominate the date while you sit back like a babbling fool~"
"...alright. But it's onlya practice date. That means no kissing me, touching me, or doing anything else I find inappropriate," William stated clearly, rubbing his temple with one hand and fixing his glasses with the other.
"But if Ronald wants a kiss-"
"Then he can have one. I can kiss just fine on my own without your help."
"Hnmm... alright then~ You may come by my lovely home in two hours! That should give me enough time to get ready or for you to finish any paperwork you have left!" Grell cooed, hips wiggling in his seat from excitment.
"Two hours it is then. I will see you then Sutcliff," he said, rising from the chair and making his way to the door.
"Toodles Willu~ And please, one favor about tonight?"
"And that would be?"
"Please, pretty please with sugar on top... just call me Grell~"