So I got this idea from reading H O R I Z O N S story and I thought it was hilarious so I had to try it! Please R&R!

Disclaimer: Still don't own Harry Potter.


Dear Fanfiction writers,

Scorpius and I will NEVER be together.

End of Story,

Goodbye,

The End.

Sincerely, Albus Severus Potter


Remember, R&R!