Disclaimer; Yeha, even after wishing for years and years, I still don't own the Harry Potter Series...


Dear Fanfiction Wirters,

I was just browsing the web when I came across this website. And you guys enjoy writing about Harry? And all of his freakish friends from... that school? That just doesn't seem to make any sense... You all aught to go to the doctors and make sure your brains are functioning correctly...

Sincerely, Dudley Dursley.


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