This will NOT leave my brain till I write it and even though I have 4 other stories I am trying to write with the episode they showed on Supernatural last night I had to write it. This is a fix it story for Caged Heat. Because it pains me GREATLY to watch CAS kiss MEG –yuck- This is not beta'd so read it at your own risk.
Sam and Dean are in an abandoned house. They are talking and all of a sudden Sam goes missing. Dean puts down his mug of whisky and goes to look for his brother. He finds him knocked out cold in a different room. As he bends down to check on Sam something cold cocks him on the back of the head knocking him out.
He and Sam come to and they are tied to chairs with Demon's guarding them.
"What now?" Dean says.
"I think I know who you can ask." Sam says.
Suddenly you can hear footsteps on the floor and Dean turns around and looks.
"Evil Bitch." Falls from his lips as he sees who is coming into the room. It's the Demon named Meg.
"Keep sweet talking me, this could go a whole new direction." Meg drawls out.
"Meg, I've been dying to see you again." Dean says.
"Well here I am big boy. So what should we do now?" She asks Dean.
Dean looks at her and grins his smirky little grin he does so well.
"How about I rip you to shreds?" Dean asks.
"Kinky I like. But a little Q and A first if you don't mind. Now where's your boss?" Meg asks.
Sam smirks and huffs. "You think we work for somebody?"
"I happen to know for a fact you've been juggling Crowley's orphans. Now where is he?" Meg asks.
Sam rolls his eyes and says, "Don't know, don't care."
"You've been working his beat for months." Meg says.
"Doesn't mean we get face time." Sam says.
Dean raises his eyes brows at her and she walks over to him and puts her hand on his skin and it's all Dean can do not to throw it off his shoulder.
"Where's he take all those Demon's you catch for him." Meg asks.
Dean just looks at her and smirks.
"Ok officially over the foreplay, satisfy me or I'll satisfy myself." Meg says.
Sam laughs; it's a hollow sort of sound.
"Something funny Sam?" Dean asks.
"Yeah. Meg really." Sam says.
"Because where I'm sitting." Dean says.
"Don't worry." Sam says. "She can't do jack squat. She's totally screwed."
"Sam you're not helping." Dean calls out.
"Look at her Dean, she's furious. If she could kill you she'd have done it by now. She's running," Sam says.
"Am I?" Meg asks.
"Judging by the level of sweat on you. Yeah. Which means you're running from Crowley. Which makes sense, Crowley would want to hunt down all the loose for loyalists now that he's big man on campus." Sam says.
"How would you know?" Meg asks.
"It's what I'd do." Sam says.
Meg looks at Sam and then looks at Dean.
"She can't kill us." Sam says to Dean, "she needs us to get her to Crowley. So she can stick that knife in his neck. It's him or her."
"Well I hope you both lose. Good luck." Dean says.
"So you know what you gotta do now right?" Sam says.
"Let me guess you're going to tell me?" Meg says.
"Work with us." Sam says.
"Whoa. What?" Dean says.
"We'll hand you Crowley with a bow. On one condition, we go with you. And you help us wring a little something out of him before you hack him to bits."
"What?" Meg asks.
"Doesn't matter, question is can you get us what we need?" Sam says.
"I apprenticed under Alistair in hell just like your brother. So Dean can I make Crowley do whatever I want?" Meg asks Dean.
"Yeah, she can." Dean says.
"It's a deal then. Hugs and puppies all around." Meg says.
"You gonna untie us?" Dean asks.
"Please, don't' pretend you don't enjoy it." Meg says as she walks out of the room.
Once they get untied Sam goes outside and calls for Castiel.
"Castiel, we need you. It's important." Sam says as he huffs. "Cas we found something it's... it's this gold box. Apparently Nazi's were after it back in the day. One tried to open it and their face melted off. We think it's... ready for this? The arch of the covenant. Yeah so... "Sam says.
"I'm here Sam." Castiel says as he appears. "Where's the box?"
"I can't believe you fell for that. That was the plot of Raiders idiot." Sam says.
"I'm mid battle Sam." Castiel says.
"I could give a rat's ass about your little pissing match with Raphael." Sam says.
"Listen to me Sam." Castiel says.
"No you listen. I don't care what you're dealing with up in heaven. You owe me." Sam says.
"You may not care, but believe me." Castiel says before Sam cuts him off.
"I'm sorry do you think we're here to talk this out?" Sam asks.
"Sam I can't just…" Castiel says.
"If you don't' help us. I will hunt you down and kill you." Sam says.
"Will you boy? How?" Castiel asks.
"I don't know yet. And I will look until I find out, and I don't sleep." Sam says.
"You need help Sam." Castiel says.
"I need your help." Sam says.
Dean's in the house looking over some papers. When Sam and Castiel come back into the house.
"Wow you actually showed. I owe you a chicken dinner Sam. What happened?" Dean asks
Sam shrugs his shoulders like nothing has happened like he didn't just call the Angel of the Lord an idiot and threaten to end his life if he didn't help Sam.
"No big. This is what friend's do for each other." Sam says.
Dean looks at him and doesn't believe a damn word Sam is saying.
The three of them put together a summoning spell and they are waiting for it to work.
"It's not working, Crowley's hidden from me. " Cas says.
"Well it look like we'll have to try this the hard way." Dean says.
They break into their grandfather's place and are looking for clues to where Crowley the Demon is when their grandfather walks in with a gun in his hand.
"Can I help you?" He asks looking at Dean. "What do you want?"
"We want to know where Crowley is." Dean says.
"If I even knew, why would I tell you?" Samuel asks.
"Because you're our grandfather." Dean says.
"Samuel. I'm going to get my soul back." Sam says.
"Who says you can get it back?" Samuel asks.
"Me." Sam says.
"I can't." Samuel says.
"What's wrong with you? Do you want to work for Crowley?" Dean asks.
Dean looks at Sam and Castiel.
"Cas could you give us a minute?" Dean looks up and Castiel is gone.
"Look we are your blood, but if you don't' want to make us I can't help you. I just gotta know why? What is Crowley holding over you? You owe us that." Dean says.
Samuel walks over to a drawer and starts rifling around in it. He pulls out a picture of Mary Winchester his daughter Sam and Dean's mother and hands it to Dean.
"Mom." Dean says.
"He's going to give her back to me." Samuel says.
"Crowley's going to bring mom back from the dead?" Dean asks.
"Tell me you don't' want her back." Samuel says.
Dean looks down at the picture then back at his grandfather.
"You know the one difference between me and you? You know how to live without her." Samuel says.
"Look I know how you feel." Dean says.
"No you don't. She was my daughter, and she's dead. And I can do something about it." Samuel says.
"You really think Crowley's going to make good here?" Dean asks.
"He brought Sam back, and me." Samuel says.
"Trust me, no going down that road." Dean says.
"What are you saying?" Samuel asks.
"I'm saying stop trying. It's going to go nowhere good. Samuel I know we've had our differences but I'm your grandson. And I'm telling you that this is wrong for so many reasons." Dean says.
"You're a hypocrite." Samuel says.
"I'm asking you to learn from our mistakes." Dean yells at his grandfather.
"I'm sorry Dean." Samuel says.
"Fine bring her back, but what are you going to tell her? You going to tell her you made a deal with a demon? That you wouldn't help out her sons." Dean yells.
"That's enough, just get out." Samuel says.
Dean and Sam leave and they go back to the house they were staying in with Cas. Cas is sitting on the couch watching porn. And he looks really engrossed in it like he's enjoying what he's watching. Sam and Dean are studying at the table they have books open and are lost reading.
"It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter why does he keep slapping her rear?" Castiel asks innocently.
Sam and Dean exchange shocked horrid looks.
"Perhaps she's done something wrong?" Castiel says.
"You're watching porn? Why?" Dean asks.
Castiel looks at Dean then looks back to the TV before saying "because it was there."
"You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And if you do, you don't talk about it. Just turn it off." Dean yells.
Castiel looks at the TV then down at his crotch with a confused look on his face.
"Now he's got a boner." Dean says.
There's a knock at the door and Castiel can't even be bothered to see who it is he keeps watching the porn as Dean walks over the door with a gun and opens it. Standing on the porch is Samuel, he walks into the house.
"Is this what you boys do? Sit around watching porno's with angels?" Samuel asks.
"You're not supposed to talk about it." Castiel says.
Sam walks over and turns off the TV.
"Why you are you here Samuel?" Dean asks.
"It's what Mary would want. Alright this is what I know. Whatever we bag ends up there." Samuel says as he hands Dean a piece of paper. That's where he tortures them, interrogates them, I don't really know. But the place is a death trap. Nothing gets in that Crowley doesn't want in. And nothing gets out period. "Samuel says.
"Well thanks." Dean says.
"I wish you wouldn't do this." Samuel says.
"Come with us." Sam says.
"I may be soft, but I'm not suicidal." Samuel says as he walks out.
Sam Dean and Cas walk outside and meet Meg and her 2 demons.
"Remember me?" She asks Castiel.
"Why are we working with these abominations?" Castiel asks.
"Keep talking dirty it makes my meat suit all dewy." Meg says.
"Alright, simmer down." Dean says, "we know where Crowley is."
"Great tell me." Meg says.
"Yeah tell you so you can just leave us for dead." Sam says.
"You boys have serious abandonment issues." Meg says.
"We'll show you alright? But we are all going together." Sam says.
"What I'm just supposed to trust you?" Meg asks.
"No you're not that stupid." Sam says. "We leave in one hour."
Meg eyes Castiel up and down before she walks off Dean watching the exchange between the Angel and the Demon confused.
Dean and Cas are back inside and Cas is just staring off into space.
"You know Cas you could help." Dean says.
"I'm ambivalent about what we're attempting." Cas says.
"Well breaking into monster gipmo was not on the two for one at the champagne room." Dean says.
"I'm not sure retrieving Sam's soul is wise." Cas says.
Dean walks over to him and stops looking at him.
"Wait, what? Why?" Dean asks.
"Not if you want him to survive." Castiel says.
"What are you talking about?" Dean asks.
"Sam's soul has been locked in the cage with Michael and Lucifer for more than a year. And they have nothing to do but take their frustrations out on him. Do you understand?" Castiel asks. "If we try and force that mutilated thing down Sam's gullet we have no idea what will happen. It could be catastrophic." Castiel says.
"You mean he dies?" Dean asks.
"I mean he doesn't. Insanity, physic pain and he's locked inside himself for the rest of his life." Castiel says.
"But you're saying you don't' know anything for sure?" Dean asks. "I mean he could be fine."
"He could be yes." Castiel says.
"Ok then." Dean says.
"But I sincerely doubt it." Cas says.
"Well if he's not fine then you fix him." Dean says with a smirk knowing Cas will do anything he asks of him.
"Dean I wouldn't know where to begin." Castiel says.
"Then you figure it out Cas. Come on. I mean the guy's a frickin replicate. He needs his soul. Look we get it back and if there are complications then we will figure out a way to deal with those too." Dean says.
"Of course." Castiel replies with his head down.
Dean walks away from Cas and back toward the things he was packing before his back turned to Cas.
"Or we fail. And Sam suffers horrifically." Cas says.
Dean doesn't notice that Sam is in the background listening to every word they have been saying. Dean walks off leaving Cas in the room alone.
The rest of this will be up tomorrow but it's late and I am tired for now. The fix it part is tomorrow –grins-