Red Carpet Romance

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by me, so please gimme a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN!

This is M for a reason! You've been warned! Expect ahead: Angst, cursing, semi-graphic sex acts or reference to them.


3 – 2 – 1

So much is over,

so much said&&done

& Ginny w.o.n.d.e.r.s.

(Was it all wwworth it?)


Can it

e v e r

be "worth" it?

Her fifth year…

[frankly, it's H*E*L*L]

She says {fuck it} to Harry

(where did that relationship ever get her,

a n y w a y ?)

&and yeah&


just aren't worth the trouble it takes to hook them


6 – 5 – 4

Life doesn't just suck

It .::b·l·o·w·s::.

Susan didn't know

Life isn't some fun thing

It :]chews[: you up&& sp-sp-spits you




(Honestly, look at the little family she has left)

&&it's tough

when you're losing people left'n'right

…and there's no one left to love…

*Ginny walks through her proverbial door*


9 – 8 – 7

Maybe…it's karma

Maybe…it's a smidge of magic

Maybe…it's everyone else getting their

j~u~s~t d~e~s~s~e~r~t~s

for having written off Sue

for having thought there was so little to Gin

but it'll be all right s-o-o-n

The girls will get e v e n

(and with no one around to tell them to stay apart, unfamiliar, &











Z – E – R – O

With all&&no flashbulbs flashing

they steal the show

Lips that *ScOrCh*

Digits that vpLuNgEv

Nipples are ;)p e r t(;

Flesh is f l u s h e d

Gasps are r/a/s/p/y

Excitement runs









Saliva'n'sweat'n'all that sweet&&salty stuff

(A thought crosses Ginny's mind:


and one crosses Sue's:


It's fuh-fuh-fuh-fantastic

[f u c k—why didn't witches tap witches more often?]

But it's…more than that…

Ginny has something r.e.a.l

Susan finally has love

And what could be better than feeling that love is real…?

FEELING it is something you can actually

g r a s p ?


;3 If you don't get the "red carpet" joke because Ginny and Susan are redheads, then you're too young to have read this freeverse. If you did get the joke, then yes, I was that crass. XD But hey, they could truly have something real going… Forget Harry! ;D

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :)