A/N: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I FEEL RIGHT NOW.
I have LEFT you guys. D8 I feel so horrible. Sorry sorry sorry sorry! I've just had this MAJOR SHITLOAD of homework ever since school started [which was 3 months ago, so it's not much of an excuse.] I had been planning on updating sooner, but guess what? I get SICK. Life sucks. I'm much better now, so I have gotten up and decided to continue writing this story. ONCE AGAIN, I AM VERY VERY VERRRRY SORRY.
Also, thank you to the reviewers! You guys are awesome! ;D
I hope you guys enjoy the chapter.
I am truly sorry.
Disclaimer: I do not own KHR or Legend of Zelda. D8
"HIIEEEEE! C-C-COZART-SAN! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE?" Tsuna screamed, watching in horror as the red head crashed into, namely, everything in the game. (A/N: technically, crashing into things in the game doesn't really do anything, but let's just pretend shit happens if you do in this fanfic. ;D) Pots went flying, and people were running around, attempting to dodge the mad man riding down the street with the horse.
"Of course I do Tuna! You just tilt your body!" Cozart exclaimed, as he turned his body at a very awkward 90 degrees, trying to get the horse to turn and not crash into the wall in front of them.
Of course, it didn't work.
"W-WHAT IS THIS? WHY DOESN'T IT WORK! I'M PRACTICALLY TILTING MY BODY AT 180 DEGREES NOW! TURN GODDAMN IT!" Cozart screamed, tilting his body more and more. Tsuna could only watch in horror as the man's body tilted into a shape that no regular human would have been able to do.
"Cozart you dumbass! That's not how you ride the horse!"
Tsuna turned around to see Giotto standing confidently on top of his bed, with Natsu riding on his shoulder. He was also using his blanket as a cape.
"G-GIOTTO! THAT'S MY BLANKET!" Tsuna screamed, running over to where the boy was standing. Giotto merely smirked, as he did this sexy hair flip thing.
"Giotto? Who's that? I go by the name of…CLAM MAN!" Giotto yelled, striking a dramatic pose. Natsu 'gao-ed'.
Tsuna merely gaped at Giotto.
"B-but that's my blanket! Please put that down Giotto-san!" Tsuna pleaded. But Giotto seemed to not have heard the poor Tuna. He sent the brunette a glance and smiled a blinding hot guy smile. It seems like the Vongola Primo had begun developing his hotness levels at the mere age of 14.
"What is it you need help with today, young one?" Giotto exclaimed, as he dodged a book G threw at him in an attempt to give him a concussion. Or kill him.
Tsuna was screaming on the inside.
"HIEEE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? WHAT IS HE DOING? I DON'T NEED ANY HELP-actually, I do. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM FOR HELP!" He mentally screamed. His inner self was running around in circles.
"U-Um…Giotto-san, can you PLEASE stop it? And put down my blanket? I think you're scaring my neighbors…"Tsuna muttered, peering out the broken window to see some people murmuring and pointing up at his room.
"WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, MY BOY? YOU WANT ME TO HELP KICK COZART'S ASS? HAHA, THAT'S EASY! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME YOUNG ONE!" Giotto shouted, jumping off the bed and running towards the redhead, who was still tilting his body at odd angles. The horse was still running into the wall too.
Tsuna watched in horror as Giotto literally "kicked Cozart's ass", and sent him flying into the wall. Tsuna thanked the gods that he hadn't been sent flying out the window and into the neighbors.
Giotto turned around and smiled at Tsuna. Natsu 'gao-ed' again.
"Well young one, I have done my job! Next time you need my help, just call my cellphone numb-OOF!"
The blonde was interrupted when the redhead he had just kicked into the wall came barreling into him. Giotto crashed into the TV, making the whole shelf wobbling.
Tsuna was so scared for his life, he was going to pee his pants.
"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"
Everyone turned around to see G standing on Tsuna's bed.
He was wearing Tsuna's bedsheets.
"G-G-G-san….no…no way." Tsuna muttered to himself.
"YOU RETARDS! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THE SITUATION WE ARE IN AT THE MOMENT? WE NEED TO GET BACK TO FUCKING ITALY! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS TUNA'S HOUSE! DON'T JUST FUCKING MESS AROUND AND PLAY! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, GO PLAY THE ZELDA GAME INSTEAD OF FIGHTING AMONGST YOURSELVES! GODDAMN BRATS THESE DAYS!" G yelled, panting at the volume he had been shouting.
"S-S-S-S-S-o G-G-G-G...d-d-do y-you want to h-h-help us p-play?" Giotto murmured, sending G a scared glance. He gave out a very unmanly squeak when the red head sent Giotto a glare.
"Do the rest yourselves." G panned out, sending shivers down Cozart's and Giotto's backs.
"A-A-Alright…" The blonde said, as he began fighting the weird boss dude.
Thanks to G's help, Cozart and Giotto had managed to get to the last boss. Though he had refused to help his two best friends fight him.
Cozart smiled nervously at Tsuna.
"Hey Tunaman, do you want to he-"
But before he could finish the sentence, G threw a workbook at his head, successfully knocking him out.
Tsuna and Giotto gulped.
Oh boy this was going to be fun.
The boss began running towards Link.
Giotto promptly freaked.
"HAIEEAKDFJDLFKJDKLJK! HELP MEEE! G! G! G! G! BABY BABY BABY BABY!" GIOTTO YELLED AND SANG, RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM AND SLASHING AT RANDOM THINGS.
The shelves in the book fell, as well as the pictures that had been sitting on Tsuna's desk.
"HIEEEE! STOP IT! G-GIOTTO-SAN!" Tsuna screamed, tripping over Cozart's unconscious body when he tried to stop the blonde.
G merely sat there and stared at the idiot.
~After 5 hours~
"W-Well, I did it…" Giotto exclaimed, falling to the ground in exhaustion. He had spent the whole 5 hours running around and slashing at random things. Cozart had woken up in the middle of those hours, but was knocked unconscious again when Giotto came flying by and hit him in the head with the wii mote.
Giotto fainted next to Cozart.
AND THAT'S THE 6th CHAPTER. ;D
I hope you guys enjoyed it! Also, I'm wondering if bringing in other characters into the story will be okay or not. Like, Primo's guardians.
So tell me what you think in the reviews! 8D
I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. /OTL