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Chapter 1- Month 1
Sunday, March 10
You just left for that S-rank mission and I'm already worried about you… But then again, do I need to? After all, you are Hyuuga Neji. Come back soon, okay? I get bored. Sakura, Hinata, and Ino can only amuse me so much. Who knows, maybe I'll go out with Lee a few times…
Okay don't take that seriously. Please don't send him to the hospital like last time.
So today is March 10… and yesterday was my birthday. You decided to be the overachiever you are and schedule to leave ridiculously early this morning so I didn't get to properly thank you for yesterday or even properly say goodbye. I don't remember what I even did—was it a half asleep salute? Probably. But I hope you come back soon. Kick their asses for me, will you?
Guess what Ino and Sakura gave me as a gift yesterday? They left it in front of my house and I found it when I came back from somewhat sending you off…
A pregnancy test.
I'll get around to it later. I doubt it though. Really. I mean, we're not that careless. Luck has always been on my side. Right? Right. And if I were uh. Well… I guess we'd find some way to tell Hiashi together. 'Hey there Hiashi. I'm dating your nephew and he got me pregnant!' I'm sure that's going to go over very well.
Sorry for a short letter but I'm making something. I'm perfecting my culinary skills for when you come back, hopefully soon and perfectly fine. I'd wish you luck, but do you need it? Oh, and the very corner of this letter; see that mark? I kissed it. So kiss it back. Or I'll be sad. You don't want to make your girlfriend sad now, do you?
Tuesday, March 12
The sooner I leave, the sooner I will be able to come back. Besides, the sleepier you are when I leave, the less you cling onto me. I'm sure you were aware that I wouldn't be able to spend all my time with you when we started dating, correct? But I assure you; I would like nothing more than to be with you right now.
The only reason I sent Lee to the hospital last time was because his hand was under your shirt. Do. Not. Let. It. Happen. Again.
A pregnancy test? If it comes up positive, which I doubt, please do not tell it to Hiashi-sama that way. I'm not sure if he approves of someone from outside the bloodline with someone in the family. I'm sure he'll come around to it.
Shikamaru has informed me that Ino has been spreading rumors about us in the village, and she seems quite giddy about it. Sakura seems to be happy about it as well, and Hinata-sama seems quite confused.
That we are secretly engaged. The three should be still in the village. Perhaps you could find out what this is about?
Naruto tells me Konohamaru is hitting on you. Tell him I'll hit him if he does.
I am not going to kiss a piece of paper, Tenten.
Tuesday, March 12
You're so mean! Just kiss the piece of paper! It's not like Naruto's going to call you a paper lover! Well, he might. If he does… tell him that I'm your lover! Not the paper!
Oh… um… the rumor… I confronted Ino about it and she's convinced that I AM pregnant just because I'm throwing up and I was making chocolate covered lemons yesterday. That's normal, isn't it? I told her that even if I was pregnant, the whole engagement thing is iffy because of Hiashi. It's okay, it's died down. But she did have a gorgeous dress…
Which makes me wonder… do you think we have a chance to be together? I mean, I love you and hopefully you know that and I'll do anything to be with you… but there's a rumor in the village that Hiashi's finding a fiancée for you. Some alliance with another noble family… it would be hilarious if it were with Sasuke. But no matter what happens, just know that I love you, okay?
Konohamaru is not hitting on me. Naruto's an idiot. He saw Konohamaru's hand on my butt and thought he was flirting with me. Let's not go into why his hand was there… But it's okay. He walks around with Hanabi a lot… Moegi seems jealous.
Reminds me of you. A girl in each arm. You player.
I'm kidding, you're surprisingly serious and faithful about this, which I'm grateful for. You are perfect in every aspect, Hyuuga.
Do you know how long your mission is going to last? I asked Tsunade-sama about it and she said a year…
Tell me where you are. I've perfected my teleportation jutsu.
Tuesday, March 12
Today I found out I was pregnant. So please, do hurry back. And don't you dare come back without completing that mission or I will self abort this baby.
Wednesday, March 13
Are you serious?
Thursday, March 14
Yes. I am dead serious. I would not kid about something like this. Haha. Kid. A pun. Clever, aren't I? So all the more reason for you to tell me where you are! I want to visit you… I haven't seen you for ten days and it feels like forever… How's the mission going? I don't want to tell Hiashi alone… but it looks like I have to. I mean, I can't have the baby then go to him with you and tell him…
Okay I'll stop. I'm sorry. I'm nervous and freaked out. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. I love you, I do but… is this really happening? Oh my God. Oh my God. Please come home. I miss you. I need you right now.
Thursday, March 14
Do not self abort the baby.
I am coming home.
Thursday, March 14
NEJI. DON'T YOU DARE COME HOME. I USE WEAPONS, REMEMBER? THERE ARE PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM TO KILL MYSELF WITH. IF YOU COME HOME, MY GREETING WILL BE ME IN A POOL OF BLOOD. DO. NOT. COME. HOME. WITHOUT. COMPLETING. THE. MISSION.
Friday, March 15
Okay, okay. Don't do anything drastic. Who knows, you'd probably miss anyway. …I'm kidding. Don't take that as an insult to your perfect aim. Your aim is perfectly flawless. I'll try to finish the mission as soon as possible and get back to you. Please… don't do anything. Stay away from cliffs, stairs, and rocks. You fall on them even when you're "normal." Keyword: "normal."
If you are pregnant… I believe Hiashi-sama will have to consent to marriage. Wait a few days, then go talk to him. I'll think of something; maybe I'm allowed to return just for a day then leave again.
I can't tell you where I am. Technically, I'm allowed to. But the area is dangerous and there are enemy nins everywhere. It's just not a good place for you to visit, especially when you're pregnant. When we reach a safe destination I'll tell you where we are.
Take care of yourself. I'm not there to make sure you don't walk into a door or a wall. Refrain from too much physical activity. Don't tire yourself out too much. Relax. And eat food.
P.S. I said your aim was perfectly flawless. …I think you are too.
Saturday, March 16
Moron. I always eat food. Fine. I will be safe and not train THAT much; maybe just an hour or two each day. Just by myself; not with Lee, don't worry. Hell, he and Gai have told me they refuse to train with me because I'm pregnant. Is there anyone you'd want me to tell? So far, only Gai and Lee know. …Don't ask how. Let's say… I was careless when I threw out the pregnancy test.
Yes Neji. They dug through my trash.
I think I'm going to talk to Hiashi tomorrow… anything you'd like me to say? Don't come back; I don't want the leader of the ANBU squad to come back because his girlfriend can't talk to his uncle by herself. I'll just be polite and kindly inform him that you knocked me up and I am now pregnant.
Tell me where you are! Don't leave me alone for 8 months… I can deal with going into labor by myself, it's not like I can get you to come back for that, but at least let me visit once. Please? You'll make me sadder. You don't want me to get sad, do you? I'm already depressed because you wouldn't kiss the paper. I ate a whole gallon of ice cream. And then I went out to train.
Hey, do you think the baby will be a girl or a boy? I'm fine with either… I'm going to feel so out of place. In this family, I'll be the only one without Hyuuga eyes…
P.S. Who knew? Hyuuga Neji could be sweet. I think you are the most impeccable hot bastard I have ever met.
Monday, March 18
You haven't written back, and I'm getting worried. I mean, I don't need to be. But I can't help it. I'm worried about you. Please don't tell me you're laying somewhere in a pool of blood… Oh God. If it was like that fight while you were trying to save Sasuke…
No no no of course not. You wouldn't let someone drive two holes through your body. Of course not! Hahaha. Who am I kidding? Of course not of course not of course not.
Please write back.
I really am worried about you.
Wednesday, March 20
…Neji? Where are you?
…Are you alive? Please write back. I'm starting to get really really nervous. Tsunade can't get in contact with you, her little slugs can't find you, Kakashi and his dogs are no friggen' help…
Please be alive.
Thursday, March 21
Don't worry. I'm alive. I'm fine. No arrows went through me. I'm intact.
We had found who we were looking for and tried to get him. Unfortunately, he got away eventually. Don't worry. We'll find him again and catch him. Then I'll come home to you.
Have you told Hiashi yet? I'm sure Hinata-sama would agree to accompany you to talk to him, if you're nervous talking to him one on one. Er… to make you feel better about it… I kissed the right corner of this letter. Satisfied?
I think I might be able to disclose my location to you in a few days.
Tell Lee that the green spandex suit he snuck into my clothes has helped us create a bigger fire for dinner.
Saturday, March 23
Okay. I talked to Hiashi. It was the scariest thing I ever had to do, and I took your advice and had Hinata in there with me.
Sunday, March 24
Only three sentences? That's rather short for you.
Are you all right?
Thursday, March 28
Tenten-chan is er… in her bedroom… and won't come out. After the meeting with Father… I'm sure… she'll come out. She's eating. The tray of food I send through her window comes out empty… and she comes out to go to the bathroom… then goes back into her room. Er… please… complete this mission and come back soon.
Tenten-chan takes things quite… seriously.
Thursday, March 28
What the hell happened in the meeting?
Saturday, March 30
Father told Tenten… to either get rid of the baby or he would… strip you of the Hyuuga name.
Author's Notes: This was an old idea but I realized I still do like it after going through my documents… Thank you for reading, please review!