A/N: So I have no idea where this came from. One second I was thinking about yaoi, and this popped into my head. It must be like, a pun or something. Okay, not a pun, but it was strange how my thoughts shifted in a second without me knowing. I do not own Warriors, Harry Potter or Wal-Mart...except owning Wal-Mart would be pretty awesome. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Firestar, Graystripe, and Longtail go to Wal-Mart?

Firestar: Hey! Hey! Everyone! I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart! Anybody wanna come with me?

Graystripe: I'm coming!

Longtail: PICK ME! PICK ME!

Firestar: Hm, I think I'll pick Graystripe and...oh dear StarClan, this is hard. I pick Longtail!

Longtail: YES! Now what exactly is this 'Wal-Mart' you speak of?

Graystripe: Are you telling mw that you don't know what Wal-Mart is? It's only the bestest place in the entire world. Well, the Twoleg world anyway.

Longtail: Can we get...cookies at Wal-Mart?

Firestar: Of course we can get cookies there! It's Wal-Mart!

Longtail: What about...bubbles?

Firestar: Duh.

Longtail: YAY

(Enter scene change, during which Firestar, Graystripe, and Longtail skip merrily to Wal-Mart, until Firestar trips over a bug. Graystripe laughs, and then Firestar beats him with a rock.)

Longtail: OMG. Look at all of the cookies.

Firestar: Who care about cookies? Look at all of the cookies!

Graystripe: Isn't that what he just- LOOK AT THE SHOPPING CARTS!

(Firestar grabs one, and runs over Longtail)

Longtail: Ouch! Let's do that again!

Firestar: There's no time! We must get to the electronics department!

Graystripe: I wanna look at the TV's!

Longtail: Why? They all show the same thing.

Graystripe: Me likes the big TV's.

Firestar: 0_o

Longtail: Look, they have Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One. I'm gonna take it!

Firestar: We should leave something in its place.

(Graystripe puts a rock where the movie was)

Graystripe: That oughta do it. They'll never know...

Firestar: But we have nothing to watch it on.

Longtail: We'll have to take a DVD player.

Graystripe: AND A BIG TV!

Firestar: We could save so much time and just take a portable DVD player and some batteries.

Graystripe: But I wanted a bg TV :(

Firestar: Too bad.

Longtail: Oh look! Spraypaint!

Graystripe: I want purple and orange!

Firestar: Well, then...I'll just have to get green and blue.

Longtail: I wanna get black and yellow!

Firestar and Graystripe: Black and yellow, black and yellow

Longtail: Don't sing that song

Graystripe: Awww...

Firestar: Fine, we can get the paint. Let's go get some CANDEH!

Graystripe: I call the Red Vines!

Longtail: I'm getting Skittles!

Firestar: I gonna get as many Starburst as I can!

Longtail: WAIT! I forgot about my bubbles and cookies!

Graystripe: Well, go get them then, we're waiting.

Longtail: Get what? I have everything I need?

Firestar: Okie dokey then! Let's go!

And that is the story of how Firestar, Graystripe, and Longtail went to Wal-Mart, and the just the beginning of this crack stroy. I hope you have enjoyed this...or at least haven't thrown up. I'm scared to see what's going to happen in the next few chapters. Probably life scarring moments that will give me nightmare for years. R&R!

Peace and Muffins,