A/N: Boom! Boom! Boom!

Authoress: The wonderful ChocoCookiePuff!
Song: Daughter of Evil's Roadroller by both Rin and Len
Disclaimer: ...wth. I never write a disclaimer. o.e
Warning: This uses my incredible(-y bad) sense of humor :D


I grinned at my brother's statement. "Ah, but he deserved it."

My dear twin nodded his head in agreement and helped me down from our yellow treasure (the almighty roadroller) once he was down from it himself. I gladly took his hand and grinned at his guilty expression.

"Oh," I teased, "and you looked so happy when you were in the moment."

"True." he replied slowly, a devilish grin taking over his features. "Though, you should see your own expression. Obviously barred teeth and newly made wrinkles are incredibly..."

If he said anything to insult me, he was going to get it.



That is what I was.

"Sh-shut up!" I shrieked while flailing my arms around. "Th-that is not a funny j-joke!"

My brother walked back to the castle, ignoring me. I could still sense the smirk on his face.

"I-I...expect a sn-snack when we g-get back!" I shouted at him while running as fast as I could to catch him up. I was very lucky that I could somewhat run in the jet black, heeled shoes that I always wore, or I would receive even more humiliation from my dearest twin.

"Yes, your highness!" he replied to my shouts. His voice was full of arrogance and mocking, as if he was the prince and I was his servant. "Brioche, I presume?"

My messy bangs fell over my eyes. "Anything, as long as I don't have to eat it with you..."

Don't get me wrong. I love my brother, but he is generally an arrogant idiot-head. Although, he is not as arrogant as that airhead Miku, the daughter of Green. As usual I was just unlucky and this time, that stupid girl was sitting across from me.

"What the bloody hell do you want?" I asked angrily, using my fan to make sure that the scent of her disgusting perfume never reached me. When the airhead didn't reply, I sighed. "Well?"

"Aw, Rinny!" she said in her sicky-sweet voice, "Stop being so mean!"

My blood was already boiling. "I will be," I hissed, "however I want to be."

Miku pouted like a 5 year old, but then, for once, her expression became serious.

"We need to talk." she said in an icy tone. "We need to talk... about your brother."

I was stumped on that one.

"My brother?" I asked, genuinely confused, "What does he have to do with anything?"

"I've talked with your council... eh... Crypton." she replied, her hands placed on the wooden table in a mocking gesture. "We have already decided that because of many... privileges, that both sides will get, me and your brother, Len Kagamine, will be married in less than one month."


That was blunt.

"What the hell?" I almost screamed. "Do I never get a say in things any more?"

The teal airhead grinned at me evilly. "Nope." she said while she stood up. "Make sure to tell your brother, okay?"

'Where the hell is my roadroller?' I asked myself, 'Hatsune and all those idiots from Crypton are going down. No way are they taking my only twin brother!'

A/N: Aaaaah~

A multi chaptered fic that I am forced to update because it is in this wonderful (*_*) collab~

...I thought this was supposed to be a oneshot /orz