Disclaimer : I don't own Golden Sun . (or Castaway)

Author's Note : Just so everyone knows , I have not one thing against gay people .

IVAN'S GAY ?!


Well , one day , at Kraden's cottage , the gang were sitting around . ( gee , don't
they do that at the beginning of most if not all of my humor stories ?) Anyway , suddenly Garet
outbursted , " IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!! WHY DO YOU WEAR A PURPLE
TUNIC ?! OH , AND WHY DO YOU WEAR FUSCHIA PANTS ?! " " I uhhh , ummm ..... " Ivan blushed furiously .
" Garet , are you suggesting Ivan's gay ?! " asked a shocked looking Mia . " YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! " said
Garet . Everyone began to wonder . Could Ivan really be gay ? Nah , couldn't be , but maybe .....
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?! I AM NOT
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!! " Ivan
looked really embarrassed . " There's only one way to find out ..... " said Kraden . He brought
out a book and told them about the Stone of Truth . " It is a powerful , magical stone hidden deep
in Luna Sanctum . It will reaveal the truth about what anyone has spoken . In this case to know if
Ivan truly is gay , you must find it . Unfortunately , it's on another continent and those damned Wright
Brothers haven't been born yet sooooooooooooooooooo ..... You'll have to cross the ocean on an inflatable
raft . " " Kraden , why has an inflatable raft been invented but not a plane ? " Ivan asked . " Because
the stupid author ( ^_^; ) made it this way !!!!! " " Oh ..... STUPID AUTHOR ! " they all said . (*is fuming*
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!!!! and get on with the story .....)
And so , Kraden gave them his inflatable raft and they were off to the continent of ..... uhhhhh .....
Somewheria ..... anyway , " This sucks ..... " said Mia . Garet was suffering from mega sea sickness and threw
up . The blast of vomit was like a volcano ( Get it ? ) and blew Ivan off the ship ..... err raft . " EWW !
THERE'S PUKE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!! " he screamed like a GIRL . " That's another strike against you
Ivan ..... " said Issac as he checked off another check mark on his gay list . All of a sudden , the raft was capsized
and floated away , leaving them tredding in the water . They were all holding onto Mia because her dress was built for these
situations and the kaboose of it was inflated like a balloon . The raft was made by a Sports company called Wilson and Garet
had been talking to the raft as if it was his only friend . Now his eyes were filled with tears as he yelled , " WILSON !
WILSON , I'M SORRY WILSON ! " Garet began to sob like an idiot .
Well now they were all stranded . What were they to do ? I'm sure they'll find some way out of this .....

To Be Continued .....


Well , how was it ? Probably stupid like every one of my other stories ..... ;_; ~Ice Angel