I don't own Kung Fu Panda.
She stared at it as it swung back… and forth… and back… and forth… and-
She pounced! Catching the little bauble in her hands, she mouthed it for a moment, before she let it go, batting it between her paws and yipping happily.
"I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha!" she said in a little kid voice, pouncing again. She giggled and hit it. "You are mine! You are mine and I will eat you! I will eat you, you fuzzy little mouse thing!" She fake-growled at it. "But I'll play with you first! Yes I will! Yes I will!"
So focused was she on the object of her attention that she didn't even notice the four guys laughing silently just outside her door. "This is hilarious!" Monkey said, his voice barely above a whisper.
"Yeah, Po. Buying that cat toy in the village and putting it in her room overnight was genius!" Mantis agreed, and Crane nodded beside him.
"Aw, it wasn't that smart," Po said modestly, before cracking up once again at the tiger master's antics.
"I am Tigress! And I will catch you!" she batted it with her paw, then drew back to the other corner of her room. She stared at it as it began to swing again, waiting… waiting…
She raced forward, more ferocious this time, and batted the small bauble so hard it flew off the string. She pounced on it, rolling on the ground and letting out a few happy "Mew!"s.
Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she spotted Po and the others outside her door, laughing. It only took her a moment to realize what had happened.
"PO!" she roared.
"Time to run!" Monkey advised.
"Oh yeah!" Mantis agreed, turning around and starting to hurry down the halls. Crane flew overhead, and Po followed behind has fast as he could.
"Oh no you don't! You can't get away from me! I'm going to get you!" Tigress shouted, chasing after them.
"Ever notice how it's more entertaining when she's saying it to the toy?" Po whimpered.
A/N: I don't know why I wrote this, I just felt like writing something where Tigress played with a cat toy. : D Maybe this would be good for the new KFP show?