Tamaki sat in his desk during math class. It was the most dreaded class of the day. He had before him a sheet of notebook paper obviously there for extra checking and problem working out. He smirked and got an idea. He would write up rules for every host member. He was the prince, right?
OURAN HOST CLUB RULES AND GUIDELINES
THE TWINS; HIKARU AND KAORU
1. THE TWINS MAY NOT TEASE HARUHI
Tamaki glanced around him to make sure nobody was watching him write.
2. THE TWINS MAY NOT PHOTOSHOP ANY...SUGGESTIVE PICTURES OF HARUHI
It bothered Tamaki that those two things had happened...multiple times in the past. Again, he glanced up and made sure the teacher was still yacking away at triginomitry.
3. HIKARU NEEDS TO STOP COMING IN IN HIS BOXERS ONLY
4. KAORU NEEDS TO STOP PUTTING A PAIR OF BOXERS ON HIS HEAD AND WALK IN WEARING A TOWEL AROUND HIMSELF...
5. NEITHER MAY FLIRT OR GO OUT WITH SAID HARUHI
Tamaki was proud of his rules so far.
6. THE TWINS MAY NOT PICK ANY COSPLAYS. THE LAST COSPLAY SENT HUNNY SENPAI CRYING, BEING IT WAS JASON VS FREDDIE COSPLAY
7. DURING CLUB HOURS, THE TWINS MAY NOT GO TOO FAR WITH THEIR BROTHERLY LOVE ACT. IT HAPPENED ONCE AND BLOOD WAS SCRUBBED FROM THE FLOOR DUE TO MASSIVE NOSEBLEEDS. THIS MEANS NO KISSING, YOU TWO.
8. FAILURE TO FOLLOW ANY OF THESE RULES RESULTS IN STICKING YOU TWO IN SEPERATE ROOMS FOR TWO DAYS AND IF FURTHER BREAKING FOLLOWS PERMENANT SUSPENSION FROM THE OURAN HOST CLUB.
Tamaki smiled, looking at his wonderful piece of work. The teacher tapped on his desk, anger written clearly across his face.
"Tamaki, what is three to the eighth power?"
I don't even know the answer to that math problem nor if an eighth power exists...
but yet to come:
and the last chapter when he enforces the laws. :3