Author's Note – These are several songs which I have collected, learned, and changed to fit with the zombie apocalypse. Go Team Zombie, as the saying goes. I may or may not end up adding additional chapters as I add parodies. Also, the songs get a bit repetitive (Brains, zombies, getting eaten, blah blah blah), so sorry about that. Enjoy and review!

Disclaimer – I own not [the song] Africa, nor The Java Jive, nor any other of the songs that parody. For that matter I don't own the continent Africa either, but that is simply not the point.

Now, without further ado, I present to you

~The Zombie Parodies~

~A Parody of The Java Jive~

I love zombies, they love brains

They're made of oozing pus and dead remains

Shoot them a shot and stop they will not

'Cause zombies are real hard to kill they're dead (Brains!).

I love zombies sweet they're not

Better watch out or you'll end up in their pot

If brains you don't got, then worry you'll not

'Cause zombies won't eat things unless they're brains.

I'd rather a thug or a bug or a jug

Before the zombies find me here in this rug

A sliced up brain and a raw one

Yum yum!

Zombie, zombie, Abercrombie

I love zombies, they love brains

They're made of oozing pus and dead remains

Shoot them a shot and stop the will not

'Cause zombies are real hard to kill they're dead.

Boston brains (no brains)

Rome brains (all pillars and grains)

I'm in pain when they eat my brains

But zombies are still really really cool! (Brains!)

I love zombies sweet they're not

Better watch out or you'll end up in their pot

If brains you don't got, then worry you'll not

'cause zombies won't eat things unless they're brains.

I'd rather a thug or a bug or a jug

Before the zombies find me here in this rug

A sliced up brain and a raw one

Yum yum!

Zombie, zombie, Abercrombie

I love zombies, they love brains

They're made of oozing pus and dead remains

Shoot them a shot and stop the will not

'Cause zombies are real hard to kill they're dead. (Brains!)