Author's Note – Is it crude? A bit, perhaps. But I just couldn't resist putting it in. Also, because it's so phenomenally short, I decided to put in two parodies in this 'chapter.' Enjoy and, as always, review!

~Brains, Brains~

~Parody of Beans, Beans~

Brains, brains, they're good for your heart;

The more you eat the less you rot;

The less you rot, the better you feel.

Let's have brains at every meal!

~Zombie Porgie~

~Parody of Georgie Porgie~

Evil zombie with no eyes

Ate the girls an made the cry.

When they boys came out to play,

They saw zombie and ran away.