Author's Note – Is it crude? A bit, perhaps. But I just couldn't resist putting it in. Also, because it's so phenomenally short, I decided to put in two parodies in this 'chapter.' Enjoy and, as always, review!
~Parody of Beans, Beans~
Brains, brains, they're good for your heart;
The more you eat the less you rot;
The less you rot, the better you feel.
Let's have brains at every meal!
~Parody of Georgie Porgie~
Evil zombie with no eyes
Ate the girls an made the cry.
When they boys came out to play,
They saw zombie and ran away.