DISCLAIMER: THE ORIGINAL IDEA FOR DIB'S FORIGN ALIEN FOOD POSSIBLY GOING TO KILL ME SCALE CAME FROM IANH'S CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE. THE VIDEO IS CALLED IAN'S INSANE FORIGN FOOD TESTING. DIB, GAZ, AND THE OTHER CHARACTERS YU'VE HEARD OF THAT I USED IN THIS STORY BELONG TO JHONEN VASQUEZ, BUT, JECCISA, SARAH, AND THE IDEA BELONG TO ME. PLZ R&R!
Dib cradled the sleeping girl in his arms as they stepped out into the planet's atmosphere. "I guess this place is ok," he said aloud to himself "no Irkens, at least." He went to look for a house. He came across one with a sign on the door. Free to anyone passing by it said. "Well, we're some ones passing by." He muttered. He opened the door, and walked in. it was lovely. A vase with three flowers, a pink one, a red one and a blue flower, a couch, a purple rug, and pictures everywhere. Dib walked upstairs. He opened a pink door, and walked into what seemed to be a little girl's room. He put Gaz down on the pink sheeted bed. Come to think of it, everything in this bedroom was pink. He thought he'd explore it a bit more. When he picked up a picture, he saw a red eyed woman, but, Zim was next to her, holding a little girl who looked like Jeccisa. Suddenly, a realization came to him; this is, or was Zim's house! But, why did he leave it? Who was the woman? Why did they leave everything? He kept looking for something that might have been a clue as to what happened. He noted that one of the rooms, by a door in the kitchen, or whatever Irkens call it, looked like there had been a fight. There was a bit of Irken blood here and there, and evidence that the woman tried to run away. The floors were scuffed with yellow leather. Dib touched a patch of blood, closed his eyes, and tried to use Psychic abilities to figure out what happened to this woman.
29 year old Sarah Elizabeth Zillinski was rushing home from a late day at the office as not to anger her husband. Zim. He had been suspecting her of cheating shortly after seeing their brunette daughter's eyes were neither his nor hers. She loved Zim to pieces, but, he had started hitting her. At first, he only slapped her. But, now it was much worse. She quietly crept into the back room. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU STUPID WOMAN?" Zim had seen her. "Zim, honey, I was-" "DON'T YOU 'ZIM HONEY' ME! WHERE WERE YOU! WHO WERE YOU WITH? JECCISA'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN MY DAUGHTER!" then, Zim started to beat her. He beat her and beat her until she couldn't stand up. But, she desperately tried to run away, scraping the bottom of her yellow leather grabbed her antennae, and smacked her across the face. "I told you to be home by nine! It is now 9:01!" "I'm sorry, sweetheart." "'I'm sorry' won't fix your cheating! I'm sorry won't stop my life from being miserable! Are you happy now, woman? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" Sarah spoke weakly, rapidly losing green liquid from her body. "I… I want you to love me again, Zim." Finally, the hurting and smacking stopped. Zim's face softened into an expression of love "what do you mean, Sarah?" "I didn't cheat on you. I love you too much, Zim. I want you to love me back. I'm sorry for making you into the monster you are now." Sarah stood up, (or tried to) got the baby, walked into the voot runner, and flew away from Zim forever. She had no Idea where she was going, but, she knew she wasn't coming back here. Dib couldn't watch a second more. He opened his eyes.
"Zim did that? He was not that evil!" Dib exclaimed. Zim had driven his wife away. Wait, then what happened? Dib walked over to another pool of blood, and touched it.
"You're so pretty, Sarah," Tenn told her sister "you don't need that little defect." Sarah rocked her six year old that day in her arms. She wished Jeccisa could walk and talk like normal children her age. Probably Zim's DNA. "Yeah, Tenn, I guess you're right. Could you turn on the news? I want to see who Zim's widowed, killed, or severely handicapped" "sure thing, sis." But, before they could, a giant machine was in the house, a death cannon aimed at Sarah. She knew what she had to do. "TENN! CATCH JECCIE!" she threw the brunette girl at her aunt. Sarah was nothing more than a cold PAK and a pile of dust in less than a minute. "Reactivating" said a robotic voice reactivating! Reactivating! Reacti-" but there was nothing left to reactivate. Invader Sarah Elizabeth Zillinski, 29 year old wife of invader Zim Chadwick Zillinski, mother of invader Jeccisa Melinda Zillinski, sister of Tenn Mary Shiack, was dead.
Dib opened his eyes. He ran upstairs to make sure Gaz was still here. She was. Well, he reflected, even if this was once Zim's house, no one died here. He decided to go out into the ghost town of a city, and look for food. Hey, a donut on the floor! Dib picked it up, and gave it a nibble. Not bad he thought not good, but not bad. I'd give it a… 6.9 on the Dib's foreign… alien food… possibly going to kill me scale. Now, to go out and find foot that hasn't been sitting out for, like, ever. So, he walked out, leaving his little sister towake up in the new house alone.
Gaz started to wake up, swaddled in something black. She opened her eyes, and realized it was Dib's jacket. It felt out of place in the pink room. Where am I? Gaz asked herself. She climbed out of bed, and walked downstairs. Suddenly, she remembered what had happened yesterday. "Well, Dib must've found someplace." She said aloud to herself. She decided to explore the house. She found the picture. "We must've sunk pretty low if we're living in Zim's house. I wonder what kind of food he has in the fridge." She opened the refrigerator, and found nothing but snacks. She tried a cracker, and decided they weren't bad. She decided she hated them after the third cracker, but, she kept eating. "I HATE THEM,-nom nom- BUT, I DON'T KNOW WHY-nom nom- I KEEP EATING THEM! Nom nom." She decided to sit on the couch and eat in front of the TV. Basically, everything on was about operation impending doom 2. That is when Dib walked in with several bags of donuts. And, the dreaded crackers.