Deconstruction With Extra Cheese

By SuperJoe

At the bottom of the Meridian Trench, Kyo Shark was enjoying his time playing on his microphone screaming into it with his band. Squid Kaoru, Whale Die, Flounder Toshiya, and Eel Shinya. During that day Kyo Shark was really hungery after screaming into his mic. The band ordered chinese food, but Kyo hated it because he was Japanese and he didn't like any chinese food. So he swam all the way to America from Japan Squid to get the best food. He swam up to the surface and stole an old man's car just to drive to a Burger King.

He came up to the cashier counter and there was a nerdy employee at the desk. He was scared at the look of Kyo Shark. He just stuttered and said "Hello...w-w-w-welcome to Burger King. May I-I-I-I take your order...sir?" Kyo Shark pointed at the employee and said "I WANT A WHOPPER! I WANT EXTRA CHEESE ON IT! I WANT IT NOW!" There also were no people around because they all hated Burger King. McDonald's were better. Anyway the employee gave him a whopper with extra cheese. Kyo Shark was happy for once. He grabbed the burger and took it to a table.

The burger was beutiful. "IT'S BEUTIFUL!" Kyo Shark said. "THE TOP BUN IS REALLY WELL DONE AND BUMPY BECAUSE OF THE SEEDS! THE CHEESE IS A NICE TOUCH. IT'S LIKE A ROSE ON A FLOWER BATCH. PICKLES, ONIONS AND THE BACON ARE LIKE THE CLOTHES ON THE BURGER ITSELF! MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ARE THE BEST ONES TO PUT ON A SEXY BURGER. AND THE MEAT IS THE BEST PART. SO JUICY OF THE FAT GREASE. THIS BURGER IS SO BEUATIFUL! I...I...I...I WANT TO HAVE HOT MAKING LOVE WITH IT!"

Kyo Shark put down the burger on the floor. He took out his fin from his part of the shark body and stuck it between the buns. He started to move in a rhythm that was so nice and sexual. "OH BURGER! THIS IS NICE!" He took out the bun. "I want to see what's in the inner beutity of you, sweets!" He took into the inside of the burger. The condiments were all mixed up in a nice fashion. The color of yellow and red were mixed together, right on top of the three strips of bacon. The onion rings are on top of them were nicly put and the cheese were melthing with pleasure. "OOOOH KYO" The burger said. "GIVE IT TO ME MORE! I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!" Then Kyo ate the Burger because he was really hungery. "SORRY MY LOVE!" He swam back home, only to find Uncle Kyo at the front chair. He was sad because his sea cow was killed. It was revealved that the sea cow WAS THE BURGER. "NO!" Then Kyo Shark killed himself out of sorrow and made an album about it in the after life.

THE END