Title: Ahsoka's Hairy Question
Era: The Clone Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka
Summary: A mystery is solved.
Warning: An All-Conversation Drabble
"Master Obi-Wan, what's it like, having hair?"
"Anakin, field this one, will you? I'm busy at the controls."
"Afraid? Is the Negotiator at a loss for words?"
"What a ridiculous question!"
"All right, all right. Snips, it's inconvenient. Hair needs constant trimming, it obscures your vision, it gets mange - "
"Beasts contract mange, Anakin."
"Well then, you take over. I'll handle the controls."
"The Duchess has pretty hair. Is Satine a natural blonde, do you think?"
"Of course she is!"
"Certainly I'm sure!"
"How do you know, Master Obi-Wan?"
"She - We - I just know, is all."
"Pay up now, Master?"