Kayako was chasing some man through a building. As usual someone entered her home even though everyone knew is was cursed. She followed him through the building making her usual noise. She stopped suddenly. The man was running up a set of stairs. Stairs were her weakness. It took her forever to go up them. She looked around and saw a elevator. She went into the elevator and pushed the up button. It slowly made its way up, then it stopped. There was no ding that signaled that you were on a new floor. She pushed the up botton again. Nothing happened. She pressed it a few more times. Still no change. After a while her ghostly husband appeared.
"What?" she asked him.
"What happened?" he asked.
"I was chasing somone who entered our house until he ran up the stairs. I took the elevator up and got stuck," she said angrily.
Her husband started laughing.
"What on earth is so funny?" she asked.
"You do know you can teleport right?"
"Crap! Well there goes four hours of my life I will never get back."
"Kayako. Your not alive."