Disclaimer: I own nothing, except my OC Liesel Beilschmidt. Musical Ninja let me borrow her OC, Myung Ishii. That is all.

Chapter 1: Cast List, Intro



(Stupid) Chris Thorndyke (Sonic X)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic X)

Amy Rose (Sonic X)

Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic X)

Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic X)

Myung Ishii (OC) (Sonic X)

Izaya Orihara (Durarara!)

Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!)

Masaomi Kida (Durarara!)

Mikado Ryuugamine (Durarara!)

Anri Sonohara (Durarara!)

Liesel Beilschmidt (OC, LuLu's older sister) (Hetalia)

Ludwig "LuLu" Beilschmidt (LuLu, or Lui, whichever) (Hetalia)

Gilbert Beilschmidt (Gilbo, or Little Prussia, whichever one) (as a little kid, because he acts like one in the anime) (Hetalia)

Soul Eater Evans (Soul Eater)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Black*Star (Soul Eater)

Tsubaki Nakatsukawa (Soul Eater)

Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

Liz and Patty Thompson (Soul Eater)

Celty Sturlson (Durarara!)


The Noah Clan (D. Gray-man)

13 different spirits (Their names will be a surprise)

In the middle of a dark room was a table. Sitting on the table was a scary-looking, dark purple chest with a demonic face on it. Lightning struck, and a voice spoke to the readers.

"This is a warning to all living mortals! For whosoever opens the Chest of Demons shall unleash thirteen of the most terrifying spirits upon the face of the Earth!" the voice said. Said voice was totally serious about this warning.

However, once the narrator was finished, a twelve-year-old boy by the name of Chris Thorndyke walked over to the chest, curious about what was in it. He reached to touch the chest. His friends ran to stop him, but they were too late; Chris, the stupid idiot that he was, had already opened the chest, causing everyone to fall back screaming. Strange and evil things came out of the chest, ready to attack everyone.

Everyone ran for their lives as random spirits came at them.

Chris, Sonic (who was dragging Knuckles by his hair), and Tails ran from a big guy with a scary smile and a top hat. Masaomi, Mikado, Anri, Liesel, Ludwig, and Gilbert (who was being carried by LuLu) ran from a guy in a white baboon costume, until Izaya, Celty, and Shizuo came to their rescue. Shizuo then chased Izaya because he didn't like him.

A group of people with grey skin and stigmata on their foreheads appeared out of nowhere.

"Let's get 'em, guys!" one of the two girls said.

"We're with you, Road!" the twins said. Then they, Road, and the others got run over.

Chris was making Gilbert hold up a mirror so he could look at himself. Poor Gilbo was straining to hold the mirror because it was a little too heavy for a young child to hold by himself.

"Damn, I look good," said Chris. "A little to the left, boy," he ordered Gilbert like Gilbert was his personal servant.

Myung bonked Chris on the head. "Give me that!" She handed the mirror to Maka.

Maka used her finger to write some numbers on the mirror, and a guy with a skull mask appeared in the mirror. This was Lord Death, who was the one narrating earlier.

Lord Death looked at the group. "Only you can return the demons to the chest. Especially YOU, Sir Idiot." He directed that last part at a now insulted Chris.

"Why us?" Chris asked. He and the others—except for Izaya and Shizuo—were terrified at the spirits.

"Because you let them out," said Lord Death.

"Thanks for nothing," Death the Kid said sarcastically.

"Uh-oh," Izaya said. Everyone looked and saw a group of terrifying monsters gang up on them. Anri gasped at the sight of them. The monsters all laughed as they got closer.

"HEEEEEELLLLLLP!" Chris shouted.

"With my last breath, I curse Chris Thorndyke!" Shizuo yelled.

Just as the monsters were ready to attack, the whole group managed to stuff a giant black blob (which may have been all the spirits mashed together) back into the chest. Chris slammed the lid shut and sighed in relief. The eyes of the chest glowed and Chris ran away.

"Chicken!" Ludwig shouted. He laughed his ass off and handed the chest over to Miroku Sumimura and Keiko Yukimura, who were the guardians.

The 13 Ghosts of Stupid Chris Thorndyke