a/n i just finished watching soul eater and really liked it so I made this fanfic. I wrote two chapters so far and hope you like it lol XD
"Hey, class I'm your substitute for today or something so, open your books to page 139."
Maka blinked because the substitute teacher was pretty weird looking. He didn't look anything like their normal teacher professor Stine, in fact he was short and yellow and cute. Also he was a kitsune but he had two tails instead of one so that was also weird.
Kid tried to tell the teacher that they had no books but he could not because Black Star was loud. He was being dumb but he was stopped because Maka did a maka chop and knocked him out, then Kid said "Sir we do not have books."
"Oh. Well then, I will teach you the basics of a technique I invented with soul wavlengths, that will let you stop a persons soul from beating and cause instant death."
"That's impossible" Kid said and Patty laughed. Patty thought the new teacher was pretty cute for a kitsune so Liz elbowed her and said "Hey you want to make a bet to see who can get the new substitute to fall in love with them first?"
"I'm in" said Tsubaki at the same time as Maka and Blair who had started going to school because she was bored. Kid also agreed which surprised everyone because no one knew he was gay.
Soul who was not gay shook his head and said "Maka aren't we going out?"
Maka said back "Don't worry Soul it's just a little bet we can still go out."
He shrugged. That made sense so he raised his hand and asked "Sir what is your name?"
The kitsune smiled and whacked his head with his hand. "Oh I'm sorry I forgot. My name is doctor Miles Prower, but you can all call me Tails. I'm here because professor Stine is off fighting demons."
"FIGHTING DEMONS! I WANT TO GO" yelled Black Star and he ran out the door. Maka turned to Tsubaki giving her this look like why do you hang out with that guy? and Tsubaki didn't have an answer.
This is rediculous, I mean all I wanted to do was fight demons and now this annoying kid was coming around, I was just about to dissect something to. Marie was helping me fight since she was my friend, but we were also fighting someone else who was my friend.
So Blcak Star showed up and was like "WHO ARE WE FIGHTING" and I started to tell him but then he yelled and charged into battle where he got hit by a bunch of arrows and almost died.
"I TOLD YOU WE ARE FIGHTING MEDUSA" I yelled because I was angry but then Marie put a hand on my shoulder and I was okay again.
"BUT SHE IS DEAD" he yelled back and almost ran into battle but then I punched him and knocked him out because he was annoying. She was dead but now she wasn't and she was summoning all these demons and nagas and I was going to get to the bottom of it.
Then I saw medusa and I said "Why are you back?" and she said "I love you and that's why I came back" and then Marie got angry.
"But we are going out!" she yelled and Medusa was like "I know but I am a ghost because Stine and I never had sex so we have to have sex or else I will destroy the world and make demons."
"Okay" we both said and then I had sex with medusa and I got Marie to join in and it went on for hours and it was fucking awesome. Then medusa disappeared and Marie and I had sex except this time it wasn't as cool and I missed Medusa because she was hot.
-Back at death school-
Maka and Tsubaki were looking at doctor Tails after he had called them for extra lessons. Liz Patty and Kid were all late because of symmetry.
"I noticed you were all really good at lessons today so I called you here" Tails said and brought in his friend who was blue and a hedgehog. "Say hello to Sonic, he is the best death scythe ever made and stine and i trained him together."
Everybody was all like wow and then Kid came in and was like "Hi Sonic" because they were childhood friends because Stine and Tails made him a death scythe when they were kids.
Sonic almost said hi but he was always shy around Kid so he just blushed. Kid blushed back and patty laughed.
Tails sighed and said "I am here to teach you a technique. It is..."
to be continued