Wrote this for a friend. He wanted a bedtime story.
Lemons - A Bedtime Story
Once upon a time, life gave a man named Cave Johnson lemons, but he didn't want to make lemonade.
So, he tried to make life take the lemons back!
He got mad! He didn't want the damn lemons! What was he supposed to do with those?
Cave Johnson demanded to see life's manager and make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
"Do you know who I am?" Cave asked life. "I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Unfortunately, Cave Johnson died from exposure to moon rocks before his engineers could finish the lemons.
However, GLaDOS made sure they got done and burned life's house down in the name of her founder.
How I made this: I took his lemon speech and made it into a story XD I may make a flash storybook one day.
~Rebecca aka Lord Rebecca-Sama