Hello! i'm a bit bored and this came out as a result.

Disclaimer: i don't own harry potter or facebook!

Facebook- wizardy style...

Draco Lucius Malfoy is dating the one.

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Ron Weasley: yeah, sure, like anyone wants to go out with you...

Draco Lucius Malfoy: They do actually. unlike you.

Pansy Petunia Parkinson: What? Who do i have to kill?

Ron Weasley: Lol. i bet you it's Bulstrode.

Millicent Millie Bulstrode: It's not me dimwit.

Harry James Potter: Bonjour Mon cher.

Millicent Millie Bulstrode: Oh my god! Pansy fainted! what did you do Potter?

Millicent Millie Bulstrode: Oh shite. Never mind Pansy just told me.

Ron weasley: hiya, mate. what did you say in... is that french? when did you start talking in french?

Harry James Potter: -laughs nervously- when i started dating...

Ron weasley: who?

Hermione Granger: Draco Malfoy, obviously. didn't you read the comment, you know the one in french? it says hello my d- oh my god! Ron? Ron? Ron?

And the rest is left to your imagination...

i might post some more up if i'm tking a break from summer lover or when i'm bored.

I'd appreciate reviews. tell me wht you think. it's just experimental. if no one seems to like it, i'll delete it.


Faith hf and l