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Harry James Potter: is exhausted.

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Ron Weasley: But mate, why are you exhausted? We didn't have quidditch practice…

Draco Lucius Malfoy: Its not what exhausted him, Weasley. Its who.

Ron Weasley: But he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Hermione Granger: Of course he doesn't. Harry's as gay as they come.

Ron Weasley: O.o No way! Seriously?

Harry James Potter: Are you ok with it?

Ron Weasley: As long as your happy, mate. Who is it?

Harry James Potter: It's Draco.

Ron Weasley: O-o Correct me if I'm wrong but…exhausted and Malfoy…you're not saying what I think your saying r-right?

Draco Lucius Malfoy: What? That we had sex? Well then, yes we did. Almost every night too.

Hermione Granger: Oh my gosh. I'm so happy for you two! Are you using protection?

Harry James Potter: Yeah, we use the tropical ones.

Hermione Granger: I hate that. I prefer the mint ones.

Ron Weasley: But Hermione… we've never used flavored condoms before…

Viktor Krum: ;D