Disclaimer: - I do not own Harry Potter.
-"Did you miss me?"
"With every hex, so far."
-"Do you think it was fate that brought us together?"
"No. It was just bad luck."
-"Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day."
"Yeah, I was looking for a brain cell."
-"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"No, but sure…. Just try to keep walking next time, though."
-"Hey cutie, date me?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
-"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
-"Guess what I….."
*Cuts him off* "Sorry you must have me confused with somebody who cares."
-"I would go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with the door."
-"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
-"Where have you been all my life?"
"Hiding from you"
-"What would you say if I asked you to date me?"
"Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."
-"I think I could make you very happy."
"Why? Are you leaving?"
-"Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!"
"Okay, get out!"
-"Malfoy. Draco Malfoy."
"Lost. Get Lost"
-"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are cute, and I love you."
"Chilies are red, bats are black, go to hell, and never come back"
-"I know you want me!"
"Yes, I want you to leave me!"
-"If I said you look like an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?"
"If by that you mean cursing you to be tortured for all eternity, consider it done!"
-"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter"
-"Excuse me; I think I dropped something... MY JAW!"
"I think you lost something too... your mind."
-"If I saw you naked, I would die happy"
"Yeah, but if I saw you naked I would probably die laughing"
-"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But the question is, Malfoy, would you stay there?"
-"Apart from being hot, what else do you do?"
-"Did you know that you are extremely hot?"
"Well, thank you but you are not!"
-"Hey, it's a Hogsmeade weekend, you know what that means!"
"A show of public display of affection between you and Goyle?"
AN: - Review/comment and tell me how it was. I couldn't sleep so decided to write a one-shot. Hope it made you laugh.