Emails: Emmett Cullen to Carlisle Cullen

Emails from Carlisle Cullen written by CarsmeCarlislexEsme.

Emails from Emmett Cullen written by me, YoursTruly101.

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Ehhhh... I don't know.

~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Why? Do you not trust me with your ways?

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Emmett... no I don't never have... never will.

~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Okay. Just clarifying... You've never been high or you don't trust me with your ways?

~ Docta Emmett Cullen

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Emmett...

First of all, I do not trust you.

Second of all, yes I have been.

Thrid, you are not a doctor.

Fourth, doctor does not have an A at the end... dumb ass.

~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Carlisle...

First, why do you not trust me?

Second, can you teach me?

Third, that you know of.

Fourth, the kind of docta that I am... there is an a on the end... dumb ass.

~ Docta Emmett Cullen

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

I am done speaking with you for the moment.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Why?

I love you, daddy,

Emmett

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

I love you doesn't fix everything!

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

But my toolbox does.

~ The Beautiful Emmett Cullen

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

The only tool you use can only fix Rosalie.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

That was not a dirty innuendo. Why do you always assume I have a dirty mind? I am a mature adult, ya know!

~Oprah

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Um . . . sure, just keep telling yourself that! My special little Emmett!

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

You're so mean to me. I'm telling mom.

~Steve Jobs

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Ohhhhhhh not Esme!

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Is that sarcasm?

~Dr. Love M.D.

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Figure it out.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

You never answered my inquiry (see? I can use smart-sounding words, too!) about your special email about your soap opera and donkey and Macy's.

~Some kind of specialist

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Nothing. Forget about it.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Tell me.

~The President

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

I had a little fun.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

With your silly meds?

~Rachel Ray

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

No. Your mother, Carmen, and Elizar. I like to go out and have a good time every so often.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

But Esme was here when you sent that email. You were in Canada on business. See? No stopping me and my badass sleuthing skills. Now spill, dirtbag!

~J.K. Rowling & Stephanie Meyer (yepp! I'm the same person. Pretty badass, I know.)

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

No . . . she was with us.

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

But . . . but . . . but . . .

~Abraham Lincoln

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

We went out!

~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

But boring drones don't out . . .

~Rachel Barry

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Ha. Shows how much you know! We have fun that you haven't even heard of!

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

I invented fun, father.

~Richard Castle

To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

From: carlislecullen

Pffft! You weren't born when fun was invented.

To: carlislecullen

From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen

Nuh uh! I am from the generation in which fun was invented. YOU are from the generation in which fire was invented.

~Kellan Lutz