A Masterful Symphony of Stupid
Short #1: Birth
"Congratulations, it's a girl!"
Asami was exhausted after the long, arduous process of giving birth, but at the sight of her baby's adorable face her fatigue melted away.
With a new energy Asami exclaimed, "Oooh, let me hold her! Let me hold Run-chan!"
"Of course. Let me just-"
But, as the nurse moved to hand the baby over, Run suddenly began to wail and kick violently. There was a shout of surprise, a general commotion- the thrashing baby slipped from the nurse's fingers-
And, with a loud thwack! and a wail of pain, baby Run landed on the floor head-first.