A Masterful Symphony of Stupid
Short #14: White

"Yay, the beach!" cried Run happily, running along the golden sands with her arms spread wide. "I'll race you into the water!"

Nagi and Yuuko laughed, trying to catch up with her.

They hadn't noticed the problem.

But Tooru had.

"Run-chan, come back!"

"But I'm winning the race!"

"Winning doesn't matter," said Tooru, voice panicked. She had to defend her friend's honor, even if it was embarrassing! "R-run-chan, there's a problem with your bikini!"

"What's wrong with it?"

"It's white! If it gets wet it will go see-through, and then everyone will see your… your…"

Tooru's nose began to bleed.