A little conversation between Rose, Al and Scorp.
All dialogue, so I'm sorry if it's confusing :S
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"I'm so glad Mum and Dad are going to visit Uncle Charlie this year. If they weren't, I'd have to go to The Burrow and spend Christmas with Victoire."
"I totally sympathise, Rose. Merlin, she's awful."
"What's wrong with your cousin Victoire?"
"Scorp, you don't know how lucky you are. Does he, Al?"
"Nope. Just ask Dom: she doesn't on very well with darling Vicka."
"Nor does Louis. They both get fed up with her diva act."
"And Vic doesn't like Andrew."
"How can someone not like Andrew? He's adorable!"
"Steady on, Rose! He bats for the other team, remember?"
"You know that's not what I meant. He's...sweet. Like a teddy."
""Like Teddy? Rose, you promised me you'd gotten over your crush on Teddy Lupin!"
"Al, shut up!"
"Rose, you didn't tell me you had a crush on Teddy."
"Al, shut up laughing! You too Scorp!"
"Touch a nerve, did we, Weasley?"
"Scorp, shut up! One, I said a teddy, as in a teddy bear, not Teddy as in Teddy Lupin; two, I was seven; and three, the only reason I had a crush on him was because he was the only boy I'd met who wasn't related to me and I really liked the colour blue, OK?"
"That was your basis for liking him? He can make his hair go blue?"
"I was seven!"
"Right. Whatever you say, Rosie-Posie."
"Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't. Call me. Rosie. Posie!"
"And I do not have crush on Teddy Lupin!"
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."
"You might be right there, Scorp. I mean, she has just professed her gratitude to her parents for preventing her from having to spend Christmas with Victoire."
"And she metioned how much she dislikes Victoire."
"Who just so happens to be married to...guess who?"
"Got it in one, Mr Malfoy."
"Maybe she's jealous!"
"You're both pathetic."
"You wound me, cousin dearest."
"Don't be such a ham, Al."
"Hammy ham ham ham, hammy ham ham ham..."
"I'm the only sane one here, aren't I?"
"Short answer, Rose? Yes."
"And that just fills me with confidence."
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