Disclaimer: iCharlie and the Chocolate Factory/i belongs to Roald Dahl, not me..

Don't drink from the chocolate river or you may find yourself in it. And maybe you were pushed or maybe you were pulled.

Don't chew gum. It's a nasty habit and makes you look cheap. Or swollen, very swollen.

Don't feed the animals. Under no circumstances, do no touch them. The waste disposal is not broken every day.

Don't look to much on television or your eyes may change shape. Or you may change shape.

Don't think that you are safe, even if you do everything right. You may still disappear deep into the bowels of the chocolate factory and never be seen again.