Yo! I might just turn this into a parody. Would be an awesome story!

Me: Hiya!

Ren: Meanie!

Mason: …..

Me: Sorry…..Hey, what happened to the prompt?

Ren: Ran off a few episodes ago, Jesse scared 'em too much.

Episode 24 Colossus Dharak

Take 1

After his battle with Dan and Sid giving him Rubanoid, Ren is very confused as to what he should do. The invasion continues on as the brawlers continue to push back the Gundalians. Kazarina finishes her experiments on Dharak's Exokor while Ren has a talk with Barodius.

"Sir! Your Battle Gear is complete!" Kazarina's face pops up on the weird-holographic-thingy.

"Is it completely safe?" Barodius questioned.

"Eh?"

"Will it cause any harm to Dharak? Cause we could be sued for animal abuse!" he said with a serious expression.

Kazarina pursed her lips at his concern.

"Uuhhh Your Highness? Evil people don't care about following laws-" she was cut off.

"But I love my Dharak-poo!" at that moment, the Director realized that they had been fucking around again.

"CUT! You are such freakin retards!" Dharak made the situation worse by rolling over and playing dead with his tongue lolling out.

Episode 24 Colossus Dharak

Take 2

Kazarina finishes her experiments on Dharak's Exokor while Ren has a talk with Barodius. Kazarina informs the emperor of Exokor's completion and the 12 Orders clear a path to the second shield for him.

"Move forward minions! CRUSH! Them with your MIGHT!" Gill shouted dramatically while pointing at the shield.

"Ummm, I'm pretty sure this charge won't do anything to better the destruction of the-" Krakix was promptly cut off by Airzel's giggling.

"Gill sensei! You sound like a drunk bastard!" Gill glared at him, a vein on his forehead throbbing.

"Not like you're not acting like a fucking gender confused idiot!" he shot back, fangs shown.

"Whaaaatt? That's Jesse's job!"

"Oi, oi, oi!" Jesse hit his chest with the back of his hand repeatedly, knocking the wind out of him.

Krakix blinked slowly at the down Gundalian.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" he frowned, noticing that he was wearing a pink apron with a baby panda on it.

"Somewhere."

"CUT! 20 minute break!" everyone cheered and rushed towards their freedom, a.k.a, the pool.

Episode 24 Colossus Dharak

Take 3

Drago and Dan hammer on Colossus Dharak, but he proves to be far too powerful. Once again, Dan reaches out to Ren to get him to switch sides before continuing battling Barodius. Drago quickly falls to Dharak's immense power and the second shield is punctured. Barodius orders Ren to prove his loyalty by finishing off Dan and Drago.

"Now! Commence with the cliché of a friend on the wrong side of the law that "amazingly" decides to become good again yadda, yadda, yadda," Barodious waved his hand around then made talking motions with an air of boredom.

"Ya know? Screw this shit! I'm a free man!" Ren ordered Linehalt to shoot Dharak and laughed maniacally.

"I'm free bitches!"

"CUT! Ren Krawler! Take Jesse's pills right now!"

Episode 24 Colossus Dharak

Take 4

Once again, Dan reaches out to Ren to get him to switch sides before continuing battling Barodius. Drago quickly falls to Dharak's immense power and the second shield is punctured. Barodius orders Ren to prove his loyalty by finishing off Dan and Drago. Linehalt asks if Ren is sure to which he replies he has no other choice. Dan rolled his eyes.

"Dammit Ren! This isn't like he's keeping you fucking hostage! You can just fly away now!" he threw up his hands.

"You know, he has a point," Linehalt pointed out.

"I know this isn't a fucking soap opera, but that's what the damned script says dammit!"

"CUUUUUUUUT!"

Episode 24 Colossus Dharak

Take 5

Barodius orders Ren to prove his loyalty by finishing off Dan and Drago. Linehalt asks if Ren is sure to which he replies he has no other choice. Dan tells Ren just to get it over with when Ren suddenly fires at Dharak and declares he is doing something he should have done a long time ago: fighting alongside his real friends.

"Oh no, you have managed to backstab me, cure you Krawler," Barodious deadpanned.

"Oh come on! Where's the passion? The rage? YOU CAN DO BETTER!" Dan then went into a lecture about acting while Ren sat idly and picked his nose out of sheer boredom.

"CUT! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!"

"But your stuck with us for how many more episodes?" Mason put in.

"I'm going to commit suicide!" the director waved his hands around furiously.

"Naaaa. It's just a stage," Jesse said, suddenly materializing behind him covered with a red substance and a butcher's knife smiling eerily.

"Who did you kill this time?" the director sighed.

"What? NO! I made strawberry cookies! This was the only knife big enough….." he trailed off.

"Forget I asked."

Done!

Me: Sooooo?

Jesse: They now think I'm a sociopath!

Me: You'll get over it! Please review!

Ren: I'm free bitches, really?