"Jeff?" The man in question looked at his boyfriend.
"Yeah Ads?" he asked patiently.
"You ever get the feeling that someone somewhere is corrupting you?" Jeff barely resisted the urge to snort. He got the feeling that laughing at his gorgeous blonde would not be the appropriate way to answer this question.
"I dunno babe, why do you ask?" He watched as Adam thought about it carefully.
"Just wondering," he finally replied turning his attention back to the shelf in front of him. Jeff followed his gaze before having to hide his burst of laughter with a quick coughing fit. There on the shelf sat a stack of innocent little My Little Pony figurines.
"Babe?" he asked carefully. Adam looked at him.
"What brought this feeling on?" he asked fighting a smile. Adam shrugged.
"I dunno," he admitted. "I just looked at the horse there and I got the strange feeling that someone was trying to corrupt my image." Jeff couldn't hide the laughter this time.
"Jeff," Adam whined. "You're not supposed to laugh at me!" Jeff slid an arm around his blondes shoulder and began to lead him away.
"I think you've been reading a little too much slash lately," he said. "And not getting enough sleep."
"But…"Adam started before sighing. "Maybe you're right. Maybe I need more sleep."
"Sounds like a good plan," Jeff agreed. "And maybe you should stay away from fanfiction for a little while. You know until you stop thinking about corruption when you see My Little Pony." Adam tuned his head around and glared at the innocent looking figurines that stood on the shelf before resting his head on Jeff's shoulder. As long as he had his country boy then he didn't care about anyone corrupting his image. Hell he had probably done enough of that on his own. But for now he was content to keep his opinions to himself about the evil My Little Pony dolls. If someone was using them to corrupt him then he would destroy them. It was that simple.
So a little bit of fluff to finish my day. Not entirely sure where this came from but I kind of like it. Dedicated to JoMoFan-Spot and Terrahfry to hopefully make them smile; to Rhiannamator for the My Little Pony corruption (go check out her artistic stuff, it's incredible) and to DesertEagle16 because it was a conversation with her on twitter that got me thinking about this.