Title: Caramelldansen

Author: Sora Hoshi

Universe: Harry Potter

Rating: K+ to T

Couple: N/A

Warnings: Post-Final Battle by a little bit over a full year. One-shot.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Caramelldansen, or Harry Potter. Though this little insanity plot and the random unnamed students are mine…

Summary: The renewed fame from defeating the Dark Lord a second time made Harry want to avoid Hogwarts. However, Hermione convinced him to go in the end. Due to the rabid!fan attacks, he has now become a true Marauder through his revenge.

For those that don't know what Caramelldansen is: This is a song you can find it on youtube. Originally the song was produced in Sweeden, and has spread throughout the world. The Swedish lyrics can be found online, sorry I can't add them.

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It was the year after the Dark Lords death, thanks to Harry Potter. Everyone who hadn't graduated before the Death Eater's took over the school in 1997 was back for an extra year of schooling and the N.E.W.T. exams. Hermione had convinced Harry (who didn't want to come back due to the renewed fame) and Ron (who just didn't want to go back) to come to Hogwarts and graduate. Harry, who in revenge of the rabid fan attacks throughout the year, had taken to pranking the whole school frequently. The deceased Marauder's were probably never more proud, wherever they were.

Everyone was gathered in the Great Hall for the year end feast. The next day, the graduates and other students would be headed home in the newly fixed Hogwarts Express. When the main meal cleared, the dishes, silverware and everything else was magically cleared from the tables. Confused whispered and chatter broke out across the Hall as music started to play, only a few muggleborn students recognizing the tune.

Do, do doo...
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah

"This is…!" One girl said loud enough that she was heard over the music, directing the attention to her. Her friend's face was bright with excitement.

"It's Caramelldansen!" Her friend shouted in agreement, both grinning at each other, oblivious the murmurs of confusion.

"Wha-? What's happening?" A shout came from another table, directing everyone's attention to Ron, who had shouted in confusion. His body, as if it had a mind of it's own, was jerkily standing up as the intro repeated. Similar scenes played from all around until everyone-even the teachers-were standing as the intro replayed twice more.

Charmed cameras appeared all around, starting to click, creating small puffs of smoke as they army of cameras took pictures. The smoke drifted up to the charmed ceiling, dissipating quickly.

Then, the singing started.

We wonder, are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air, we will show you how
Come and try, Caramell will be your guide
So come on move your hips
Singing woa-oa-oa
Look at you, two clicks
Do it la-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody

Bodies, that seemed to be moving in sync to some dance. Some of the people who knew the dance already went along with the movements, their dancing was noticeably smoother when next to the other movements.

(Owa-o-wa-wao)
Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen!

Oo-oo-owa-owa
Oo-oo-owa-owa-a-a
Oo-oo-owa-owa
Oo-oo-owa-owa-a-a

"Hermione! What's happening!" Ron shouted over the music. As the chorus played the lines of students changed. Some bodies jerkily climbed up onto the tables, while others were on benches. The rest were spread throughout the hall's floor, facing each other and turning around so everyone could see what was happening. A few of the teachers were even on top of the main table.

Hermione was clearly enjoying the prank she knew all but adopted brother had concocted, so she was laughing as she danced to the familiar song. "You shouldn't have pissed Harry off Ron!" She said just loud enough for him to hear, but not for anyone else to.

From Sweden to UK, we will bring our song
Australia, USA, and people
of Hong Kong
They have heard, this meaning all around the world

The funniest sight to most students was of McGonagall and Flitwick facing each other, able to turn their heads to look around while they danced, but dancing with each other on top of the teacher's table. The most serious Transfiguration professor dancing with the cheerfully tiny Charms professor made everyone who caught sight of the two laugh.

(Owa-owa-ao)
So come on move your hips,
Singing Woa-oa-oa
Look at you, two clicks
Do it la-la-la
You and me,
Can sing this melody

So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing,
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen!

Many students were laughing at the cheerful words and music, allowing their bodies to be manipulated. The cameras were still clicking away, zooming in close to groups and people to get close ups of each person in the Great Hall.

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen

Oo-oo-owa-owa
Oo-oo-owa-owa-a-a
Oo-oo-owa-owa
Oo-oo-owa-owa-a-a

The groups of students were twirling about, weaving between each other and climbing over tables so that all of the Houses were spread throughout the room. Every once-in-awhile, almost at random, their bodies changed direction so a new sight met their eyes.

So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen

Laughter sounded from the Front Hall, only a few people catching sight of the source. Harry Potter, defeater of the Dark Lord Voldemort was doubled over crying with laughter at the scene before him. He was thoroughly enjoying the prank he had set up with the help of the houselves.

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen

The students who knew the song-muggleborns and half-bloods were adding little moves along with the dance, creating laughter as peace signs and funny faces were seen throughout the hall. They knew the song was coming to an end quickly.

Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we're Caramelldansen

As soon as the song ended, everyone was released from the charms that had twined around their forms. Most of the students were breathless with laughter, watching the cameras disappear with a pop. Green firework-lettering wrote above their heads 'one final good memory' as small Weasley's Wizard Wheezes fireworks were set off.

The desert appeared and everyone sat back down, talking and laughing about the latest prank courtesy of the school's second generation Marauder. That night, a wizarding picture appeared in each of the student's trunks, as well as on the teachers desks, one of themselves dancing in the Great Hall.

Fin.

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Short, sweet and funny! That's my mood today. lolz Hope you enjoyed it! Leave a review if you did please! This is my first truly only humor fic so I appreciate every comment!

Thanks and Laters!
-Sora-