The bleachers….

Devon: this is the 1st episode of-

Ulquiorra: the horror, THE HORROR!

Devon: What? -_-u

Ulquiorra: LETTING FAN GIRLS ASK US QUESTIONS! ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD!

Devon: well, I'm so-so.

Ulquiorra: THIS IS MADNESS!

Devon: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

Ichigo: Really? Are you seriously using Sparta references?

Grimmjow: THIS IS…SPARTA! *3*

Devon: no….no….just…just no…..

Grimmjow: you did the same thing!

Devon: that's different...

Grimmjow: how?

Devon: I can have children.

Grimmjow: you're a GIRL!

Tousin: even I knew she was a girl.

Grimmjow: SHE LOOKS BISHOUNAN!

Devon: were off topic….

Ulquiorra: Please…please I beg of you your mercy…..

Devon: what is this…mercy you speak of?

Ulquiorra: Please! They will KILL ME! Or try to RAPE ME, or EAT MY SOUL!

Devon: I'm a fan girl and I'm not doing any of the above….well, ok I MAY eat your soul, but who knows?

Hichigo: …

Devon: GAHH!

Hichigo: what.

Devon: YOU!

Hichigo: me what?

Alucard: what? Give the man an answer…

Devon: Alucard, you aren't even in this show and can't you see I'm freaked out the grudge over here?

Alucard: ah yes…..what happened to your hair man?

Hichigo: hair dye, you like? *Flaunts new black hair*

Everyone: no.

Hichigo: you know they say once you go black you never go back…

Ulquiorra: MADNESS! MADNESS I TELL YOU!

Ichigo: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!...whoa…that is fun…0.o

Devon: DYE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Hichigo: hell naw.

Devon: I expect you to say: "seven days" at this point….. Just dye it back…

Hichigo: fine, *waddles to the bathroom…*

Devon: as I was saying, this is the first episode of bleachers and I would like to- *Hears crashing*

Ulquiorra: sorry….*broke signed iPod from Alesana and eyes set to kill.*

Devon: *eye twitches* as I was saying, this is the first episode of bleachers and I would like to ask you to ask questions for me to ask the characters so ask me to ask them what you asked. *eye twitches again as more crashing comes from her room*

Grimmjow: OOOOO what's that? *Grabs blackberry and accidentally drops it and it breaks into tiny pieces…* oops….sorry Nee-san…

Devon: *eye twitch* go to your happy place, go to your happy place, go to your happy place….

Hichigo: *walks in room sulking with snow white hair…*

Devon: DON'T BREAK MY THINGS!

Ulquiorra/Grimmjow: 0.0

Hichigo: *Unfazed* ….Oi weren't you supposed to be telling the fans about the questions?

Devon: OH I forgot, thank you albino bastard…

Hichigo: thank you….wait….

Devon: We interview bleach characters but not without your help! Review and I will ask these questions, take your requests (Requests for being more nice to whomever, giving something to whomever, and just random shit you want to happen)

Rukia: for example:

I love this book so much! Gin pwnz all! And Renji, you just suck… but could you please dress Ulquiorra up in a skirt and make him ballroom dance with Grimmjow while Byakuya does the milkshake dance? My milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard and damn right! It's better than yours…Oh and please give Ichigo back his clothes….he looks awful cold...XD love, Devon no fuyumi…

And she does what you ask!

Ichigo: reminds me….May I have my clothes back Nee-san?

Devon: NO.

Kon: read, and review! And don't forget to review or you can't read!