A/N - To hear the music that goes with this, look up Trace Adkins' Dangerous Man on Youtube.

Dangerous Man

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Cougar sat in his chair reading while Jensen danced around the house tidying up while he waited for his file to download. The radio played providing background noise. Cougar cocked his head as Jake's words caught his attention, then he started singing along with the song on the radio.

"Oh yeah, we could have a dangerous situation here now."

Usually I'm level headed ain't too excitable
Keep it on the slow and steady, Mr. Dependable
Always had the same job, the same look, the same friends
That's the way it's gonna stay
That's the way it's always been
I never knew I had another side
But man with you I'm Jensen and Hyde

He glanced up to see Jensen grinning at him. One black eyebrow arched in amusement at the song his lover was obviously singing to him. He set his book down curious as to what Jake would do next.

When the lights are down low
And you nibble on my neck
I can't be held responsible
For what might happen next
No telling what I'll do
When I get you in my hands
With a lover like you
I'm a dangerous man
Yeah I'm a dangerous man

Jensen danced over and slid onto his lap, straddling him with a naughty grin.

All the things I want to do
All the things I want to say
I never met anyone
Ever made me feel this way
You're like a drug, baby
You make me crazy, honey
Make me want to rob a bank
And make love in the pile of money
Don't try to act all innocent and sweet
'Cause you know exactly what it is you do to me

Cougar smirked at Jake as he put his arms around his neck and leaned in close, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

When the lights are down low
And you nibble on my neck
I can't be held responsible
For what might happen next
No telling what I'll do
When I get you in my hands
With a lover like you
I'm a dangerous man
Yeah I'm a fairly dangerous man

Cougar squirmed as Jake gyrated in a lap dance that was simultaneously downright lewd, outrageously funny, and still managed to give him a raging erection in about 2.3 nanoseconds.

When the lights are down low
And you nibble on my neck
I can't be held responsible
For what might happen next
No telling what I'll do
When I get you in my hands
With a lover like you
With a lover like you, baby

Yeah with a lover like you,
I'm a dangerous man,
Yeah, I'm a dangerous man, baby.

Woo.

Cougar snickered as Jensen said the last line with a leer.

"You might oughta step back a bit, honey… Proceed with caution."

Cougar wrapped his hand around the back of Jake's neck, drawing him down to murmur against his lips, "I'll take my chances," and then he proceeded to kiss him breathless. Neither one noticed as Cougar's hat fell to the ground.