Episode 1: Preview
Three Indian girls and one Indian boy enter the room. One girl has black hair in a side pony, is wearing a blood red sleeveless, knee-length dress and a silver bracelet, and has a bright smile. Another is short, has black flowing shoulder-length hair, is wearing a dark green sleeveless knee-length dress with a gold necklace and has a murderous expression. The third has curly black hair let loose, with a purple clip holding back her right bangs, and is wearing a purple sleeveless, knee-length dress with a copper ring on her right middle finger and is glaring at the first girl. The boy has black hair in a buzz cut and is wearing a Lakers jersey and basketball shorts with a disgruntled expression.
The girl in red steps forward into the spotlight.
NaCl: Yo, minna-san! Welcome to My Chemical Truth or Dare!
NaCl: (frowns and looks upward) Lights, please!
The lights are switched on and reveal…some sleeping girls and boys…
NaCl: (vein popping) YOU BAKAHEADS, WAKE UP AND GO TO THE BACK ROOM! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO NEAR TO THE AUDIENCE!
Fudou: (looks around him and smirks) What audience?
NaCl: Uh…they'll get here…GO TO THE BACK ROOM!
IE Cast: (glares at Writer-chan and goes to the back room)
NaCl: Now that's taken care of… (gets interrupted by girl in purple)
Unknown-san Purple: What? I came all the way here and there's no audience? NaCl!
NaCl: (sweatdrop) Um…3.14…weren't you glad to get out of tuitions?
3.14: Yes…but still, there should be a good reason why I'm ditching Veena Rao…my parents will kill me when I get back!
Unknown-san Green: That's goes for me too! Do you realize that we're wasting valuable study time! We are in tenth after all, and board exams are no joke!
NaCl: Stop being such a nerd, P.H., you should take a break from studying, our board exams aren't for another five months!
P.H.: And you should stop being so carefree about exams, NaCl!
3.14: Wait…this is revenge for making up the nickname NaCl, isn't it?
NaCl: (grins evilly) Of course!
Burn: (pokes his head out of the back room) Writer-chan and random freaks, can you stop arguing and get on with it? The back room's getting a bit crowded…
3.14 & P.H.: WE ARE NOT RANDOM FREAKS!
Lil bro: Why am I here? I was having so much fun playing b-ball till you dragged me for your TV show!
NaCl: Oh, stop whining! (turns to non-existent audience) Welcome to My Chemical Truth or Dare! Me, P.H., 3.14, and my lil bro are the co-hosts for this fabulous TV show! Please send in some truth and dares, as what could be better than torturing the IE Cast?
Burn: (pokes his head out of the back room again) I could think of a hundred things…
NaCl: (ignores him) Thanks you for watching! And stay tuned for the next episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare!