Special Guests: Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez

Announcer: Welcome to Coolsville Idol, folks! We are here in Coolsville, Ohio to find the greatest singing sensation! Here we have our wonderful judges, Randy Jackson, and Steven Tyler! And here we have our eight, contestants are...Daphne Blake, Angel Dynamite, Velma Dinkley, Fred Jones, Patrick Wisely, Mary Jane Brennan, Shaggy Rogers, and Scooby Doo...


(Daphne, Angel, Velma, Fred, Scrappy, Patrick, Mary Jane, Shaggy and Scooby come on the stage, waving to the audience.)

Announcer: Our first contestant is the sexy red-headed babe, Daphne Blake!

(Daphne grabs the microphone and starts to sing...)

Daphne:(singing and dancing)

"Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey, Mr. DJ let the music take me underground!

Background vocal: "Everybody in the club!"
Daphne: "Evacuate the dance floor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Everybody in the club
Stop, this beat is killing me
Hey, Mr. DJ let the music take me underground!"

Jennifer: This woman is sexy with that purple dress and those dance moves…..
Randy: True, but Cascada has done this better.
Steven: I beg to differ, Randy. She gives a lot of energy in this song…
Randy: And sluttiness in the choreography…..Next contestant, please...

Angel Dynamite:(singing and dancing)

"It's getting late
I'm making my way over to
My favorite place
I gotta get my body moving
Shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah
Who knew
That you'd be up in here looking like you do
You makin' staying over here, impossible
Baby, Ima say your aura is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't!

Do you know what just started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rockin on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand chest to chest and now we're face to face!"

Chrous: "Mama-ko, mama-sa, ma-ka-ma-ko-ssa (X5)"

"I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music!

I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music!"

Randy: Now, that's what I call soul….
Jennifer: Angel has a lot of it to go 'round…
Steven: That woman is so loveable, with her 'Fro, her green suit and pants, and the earphones…..she's going places…..

Velma:(singing and dancing)

"Turn the beat around

Love to hear percussion

Turn it upside down

Love to hear percussion

Love to hear it!

Blow horns, you sure sound pretty,

Your violin keeps moving to the nitty-gritty

When you hear the scratch of the guitars scratching

Then you'll know the rhythm carries all the action!

Woah!"

Chorus: "Turn the beat around!"

Velma: "Turn it around!"

Chorus: "Love to hear percussion!"

Velma: "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Chorus: "Turn it upside down!"

Velma: "Heeeeyyyyyy!"

Chorus:"Love to hear percussion!"

Velma: "My, my, my, my, my!"

Chorus: "Love to hear it!"

Velma: "Got to hear it!"

Chorus: "Turn the beat around!"

Velma: "Go, go, go, go, go, go boogie!"

Chorus: "Love to hear percussion!"

Velma: "Move your feet, when you feel the beat, yeah!"

Chorus: "Turn it upside down!"

Velma: "Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!"

Chorus: "Love to hear percussion!

Velma: "WOOOOOAH!"

Chorus: "Love to hear it!"

Jennifer: Well, this is new. The down-to-earth Velma Dinkley singing a hot party song…..
Randy: Now, I've seen it all…
Steven: This girl is living proof that you don't have to dress like a skeezer to be a star. I mean, look at her cute attire.
Randy: Now, that's a
lady…

Fred:(rapping) Yo, check it out…..

"Once upon a time in Kyla park
Where they live life fast and they scared of dark
There was a little fool by the name of Cris
Nobody paid him any mind
No one gave a crap!

Knowing he could rap
No one lift a hand
So he went about his bidness
And devised the plan!

Made a CD then he hit the block
Fifty thousand sold, seven dollars a pop
Hold the phone, three years later
Stepped out the swamp with ten and a half gators!

Now all around the world on the microphone
He leaves your boobs smellin like Burberry cologne
Still ride the chrome
Got bidness in the kitchen
Never home alone!

And he's on the grind
Please let me know if he's on your mind
And respect you'll gimmie
Ludacris, I look lord like Timmy
Had the Clint East rumor
I got a head ache and its not a tumor!

Get up on my lap get my head tucked tight
Sprayed so I never let the bed bugs bite
I'm hard to the core
Core to the right
You drop down turn around pick up hella clipe (ya)!"

Randy: Fred, I'm scared of you, talking like that…..
Steven: You see, this is coming out of the same innocent looking man with the white and blue shirt, blue jeans, and the orange scarf…
Jennifer: Mmm-hmm, something is wrong with that.

Patrick: (clears throat, then starts singing)

"There's a party tonight, you're in a red light zone
If you don't want a ticket you better move on
If you break the law you gotta pay your dues
Ain't much better if you play it by the rules!

'Cause it's so easy, it's so right
It's so easy to rock it with your body, baby
It's so easy, it's so right
It's so easy if you drive it all night

No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor
No parking, baby
No parking on the dance floor

Let me hear you blow your horn!"

Chorus: "Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep! Shake it, baby!
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep!
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep! Rock it, baby
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep!"

Randy: Now, that song was a little bit more decent.
Jennifer: Well, what does one expect from the nice, good-natured Patrick Wisely?
Steven: Yeah, he seems to be a great, family-friendly guy.

Mary Jane:(singing)

"You see, I've been dancin' on the floor darlin'
And I feel like I need some more and I
Feel your body close to mine and I
Move on love it's about that time!

Make me feel - mighty real
Make me feel - mighty real

You make me feel mighty real
You make me feel mighty real!

When we get home darlin' and it's
Nice and dark and the music's in Vienna
Still your hot and you kiss me back and it
Feels real good and I know you love me
Like you should!"

Randy: Sylvester would be proud…..
Jennifer: Mary Jane, you are going places with those moves and that voice!
Steven: Honey, I can SO see you in Hollywood!

Announcer: Now, folks, we are here the last two contestants, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, and Scoobert Doo!

Scooby: "The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea!"

Shaggy: "Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat, you wont go down cause my dick can float!"

Scooby: "We sail around the world and go port to port, everytime I c**, I produce a quart."

Shaggy: "Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady, o, I'd like to swank her!"

Randy: Okay, okay, you guys, you just got stopped…..do you idiots know that there are children watching this program? Do you realize that?

Shaggy and Scooby: Sorry…..

Announcement: Okay, folks! Now it's time to vote who will be the next Coolsville Idol! Will it be Daphne, Angel, Velma, Fred, Patrick, Mary Jane, or Shaggy and Scooby! So comment now! The next post for the decided winner will be based on the person (people) with the most votes! Tune in my next post to see who the winner is!

Note: The lyrics are created by Sylvester, Vicki Sue Robinson, Cascada, Rihanna, Ludacris, Midnight Star, John C. Reilly, and Will Ferrell. Announcer, Steven, Randy, and Jennifer belong to American Idol. Scooby Doo characters belong to Warner Brothers.