Thorn sat down at her computer. 'ok, time to see what this facebook crap is all about'. She typed in the URL. Once on the front page of the website she clicked on the sign up. Then she had a wonderfull finished product.

Name: thorn

Age: 19

Gender: female

Likes: having her powers, her "all purpose" cape, fighting crime.

Dislikes: hell, remembering that she gave her sole to the devil for forever. Crime.

Interests: men

Liked pages: trying to fight the devil, own personal guardian problems, and having an awesome time kicking someones ass when ever they need it, and any other pages that deal with her having to deal with her life being a liveing hell and fighting.

Thorn, fate, spawn, and many others are now friends on face book

Thorn: remind me again why I accepted your friend request, fate?

Spawn likes this

Fate: because. Because…..heh, idk. Mabey because I can kill you with a flick of my wrist?

Violator : and what a small wrist it is!

Fate: hey I don't wanna hear it! When you turn in to a demon you have a small wrist too!

Thorn: oh my gosh

Fate: what

Thorn: idk

Spawn: is going to kick some ones butt if they don't stop screaming!

Thorn likes this

Violator: oh sorry, spawn. I went on a little spree.

Spawn: your father will ground you again. You know that.

Violator: so sue me.

Thorn: has any one noticed that malebolgia almost looks like male-bologna?

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fate: is having so much fun here on face book right now.

Violator: your playing that mafia wars game again aren't you? What level are you on?

Fate: 25. Pretty awesome.

Violator: cool

Thorn has now changed her name to thorn's fate

Thorn's fate: fate, change that now.

Thorn's fate has changed her name to I'm a horses butt.

I'm a horses butt: FATE!

I'm a horses butt has changed their name to thorn

Thorn: thank you fate.

Fate has now listed thorn as her mother.

Thorn: fate, you are a sick minded freak.

Violator has now listed thorn as his grandmother.

Thorn: BOTH OF YOU ARE SICK MINDED!

Spawn: I agee.

Thorn: IF I WAS RELATED TO ANY OF YOU I WOULD BLOW MY BRAINS OUT CLEAR ACROSSED MANHATTEN!

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spawn: did you really have to scream that?

Thorn: maybe

Fate: but mother, your supossed to love your children.

Violator: yah granny love your children! That includes your grandchildren!

Thorn: why! WHY WAS I CURSED WITH NOT ONLY MY PERSONAL CURSE, BUT YOU TWO AS WELL!

Spawn: again, really?

Thorn: I'm getting off.

Fate: bye mom!

Violator: bye grandma!