Patchouli x Remilia fiction is an empty desert out there as far as I can tell (there are very few here on FFnet). This is fairly surprising as the two have been together for...centuries? Even doujinshi-wise, I can only find one work (that ends in Patchouli x Marisa anyways). So, I hope I can rectify this somewhat with a collection of Patchouli x Remilia short stories. I had planned to do this for quite a while now...I am finally getting around to it.
Chapter 1: Preface & TOC
What you're reading now.
Chapter 2: Work
An introduction into the SDM household.
Chapter 3: Tuesdays with Remilia
Taking care of devils during an eclipse.
Chapter 4: Wednesdays with Patchouli
Taking care of anemics during a regular day.
Chapter 5: Bloodletting
A natural consequence of asking why an anemic would be living with a vampire...
Betrayal Arc (sorry for the wait) (Edit 07/31: I forgot to note, and this is somewhat important, that the following chapters interlace with s/6046589/1/Continuing-Marisa-X-Alice . My profile page has a more complete timeline.)
Chapter 6: A Prod Produced with Satin
Remilia's fate induced paranoia sets in.
Chapter 7: A Lie Lined with Spikes
Idiocy in the guise of intelligence.
Chapter 8: A Truth Told with Cyanide
Chapter 9: A Confession Connoted with Solace
The smallest things are the hardest to do.
Chapter 10: A Secret Sealed with Superciliousness
No one messes with Patchouli.
Chapter 11: Bonus Chapter
Sakuya becomes my favorite character.
Chapter 12: Inconsiderate Hunters
Patchouli and Remilia are thoroughly disappointed.
Chapter 13: Unconsidered Hunters
Patchouli and Remilia are thoroughly surprised (and a slight nod to The Protomen)
Short Story Arc
Chapter 14: Listless
A conversation about goals and desires.
Chapter 15: Funes the Golem
With thanks to Borges' very similar short story.
Chapter 16: Secret Door
Patchouli walks through a door.
Chapter 17: Lolita Complex
A continuation to chapter 5.
Chapter 18: Romance of the Programmer
Patchouli discusses her views on the nature of work.