DISCLAIMER: No one in this fanfic (except for Jimbob!) is owned by me, yada yada yada….
NOTE: Well, only 1 review since last chapter. *reads it* Hmmm… Zelda universe? Maybe….
Daisy, Violet, and Lily walked into a small room. The room appeared to be a living room, complete with a bed and chairs.
"You three girls can stay in here," Obi-Wan said.
"Like, where's the TV?" Lily asked.
"TV? What's a TV?" Anakin said.
"Man, you guys have droids and everything, but you don't have TV. That's kinda funny," Violet said. "Oh well."
"If you need anything, just press the red button on the wall," Obi-Wan said. Obi-Wan and Anakin left the room.
"Aw, come back, Obi-Wan…" Daisy sighed.
"We could press the button," Lily said. "That'll make him come right back!"
"Don't do that," Violet said. "It's not nice."
"Well, what do we do now?" Lily asked. "Jimbob said we had to achieve some sort of success in each dimension before we could leave."
"Oooh! We could like, win a pod race!" Violet said.
"That would be totally awesome," Lily said. "But isn't pod racing like, a little dangerous?"
"Hmmm…. We captured Darth Maul, doesn't that count for anything?" Violet asked.
"WAIT!" Daisy yelled. Violet and Lily turned around to face her.
"Geez, Daisy," Lily said. "You don't have to be so loud."
"We turned over Darth Maul to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, right?" Daisy said.
"Like, yeah, so what about it?" Violet said.
"Palpatine is Darth Sidious!" Daisy said.
"Like, oh my God! You're right!" Lily said.
"Crap," Violet said. "We're in big trouble."
Darth Maul stealthily sneaked through the building.
"Darth Sidious told me to kill Obi-Wan and those girls…" Darth Maul said. "But who to kill first?"
Just then, Darth Maul heard voices coming from a side room. They appeared to belong to three girls.
"Bingo," Darth Maul said. He thrust his lightsabre through the door.
"Aaah!" Lily screamed. "Look!"
Darth Maul's red lightsabre was cutting through the door.
"Nooooo!" Violet shrieked. She ran over to the red button by the door and began slamming the button with her hand. "Help help help! Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi!"
Obi-Wan and Anakin were sitting in the lobby of the large building. Suddenly, a watch on Obi-Wan's wrist started buzzing.
"Those girls are calling me already," Obi-Wan sighed.
"I wonder what they need?" Anakin asked.
"I guess I'll go check," Obi-Wan said, getting up out of his chair.
"Where's Obi-Wan?" Violet yelled. "I called him 30 seconds ago!"
"The door's melting!" Lily screamed.
"I guess we'll have to defend ourselves!" Daisy said. "Dewgong, go!"
Daisy threw her Pokéball to the ground, and Dewgong materialized in front of the door just as the door came crashing to the ground. Darth Maul and Dewgong stared at each other.
"Dewgong gong gong!" the seal Pokémon cried.
"Not you again," Darth Maul said, twirling around his two-sided lightsabre.
"The jig's up, Darth Maul! We know you're working for the chancellor!" Lily said.
"How did you find out?" Darth Maul asked.
"Well, we-" Lily said before she was cut off by…
"LILY, WOULD YOU LIKE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT SOMETIMES, OKAY?" Violet screamed.
"Like, you don't have to be so rude!" Lily yelled. "You are like, a total meanie!"
"Both of you, stop fighting!" Daisy commanded. "We've got a Sith Lord to beat!"
Darth Maul began to cry. The three girls turned around.
"Like, why are you crying?" Lily asked.
"When I was a kid, my older brother was mean to me too!" Darth Maul yelled. "When I said something, he would always say 'Shut up!'! He was so mean!"
Darth Maul turned off his lightsabre and put his head in his hands.
"Aww, poor guy…" Daisy said, comforting the Sith Lord. "There there, it's all right now. Dewgong, return!"
"Dewgong gong gong!" Dewgong cried as it was sucked back into its Pokéball.
"We're here because we were mean to our little sister," Violet said.
"That's right," Lily said.
"You are?" Darth Maul said.
"Uh-huh," Lily said. "Her name's Misty. She's the runt of the family.
"Lily!" Daisy and Violet yelled.
"I was the runt of my family too!" Darth Maul said. "I had three older brothers, and they were all so mean to me…"
"Poor Darth Maul," Lily said.
"Die, Sith fiend!" Obi-Wan yelled, running up behind Darth Maul and stabbing him in the back with his lightsabre.
"Ack!" Darth Maul yelled, falling to the ground.
"Hey!" Lily said. "Like, he was nice!"
"Obi-Wan!" Daisy exclaimed. "You saved us!"
Daisy ran over to Obi-Wan and gave him a hug.
"Uh, nice to see you girls, too…" Obi-Wan said.
"Like, you are such a hunk, Obi-Wan!" Violet said.
"Girls, if there's nothing else you need, maybe I should go…" Obi-Wan said, slowly slinking away.
"Oh, Obi-Wan, don't leave!" Lily said. "You're so-"
The three girls disappeared.
"You owe me big time, Obi-Wan," Jimbob said as the Sensational Sisters fell to the ground in front of him. "Welcome back. I didn't think you could beat Darth Maul, let alone reduce him to a whimpering baby."
"Hey, we weren't ready to go yet!" Lily said.
"I could send you back forever…" Jimbob said.
"NO!" the three girls yelled.
"Well, how was it?" Jimbob asked.
"I hated it!" Violet said. "Except for Obi-Wan!"
"You do know the Jedi Code forbids marriage," Jimbob said.
"Oh, we didn't want to marry him," Daisy said. "A kiss maybe, but…"
The large wheel appeared in front of the girls.
"Okay, time to spin the wheel for your second dimension," Jimbob said.
"I'll spin!" Violet declared. She walked up to the wheel and spun it.
"Hmm…" Jimbob said, watching the wheel slow to a stop. "Oh, this is a good one."
A sly grin crossed Jimbob's face.
"Like, let me see…" Lily said. When she saw what the wheel had stopped at, she gasped. "Jerry Springer?"
"Like, no!" Violet said. "Only people with serious problems go on that show!"
"It's disgusting!" Daisy yelled.
"I know," Jimbob said. The wheel disappeared. "Well, have fun!"
A large dimensional gate opened and pulled the three girls into it. Then, the gate closed.
"This is going to be the greatest day of my entire life," Jimbob said slyly.