Disclaimer: I don't own kingdom hearts, shockingly! Enjoy xD

Axel's top 5 tips for getting your best friend back

Tip 1: Kidnapping – "This town is His creation, right? Which means we don't have time for a Q and A. You're coming with me, conscious or not. THEN you'll hear the story."

When trying to get your friend back the first thing to do is attempt kidnapping now you all maybe thinking. Why not try reasoning? Well if that worked they probably wouldn't have left in the first place now would they got it memorised.

Tip 2: Yelling their name a lot - "Roxas!"

If the impossible happens and the nearly perfect plan of kidnapping fails, yelling their name is the next logical step in winning them over

Tip 3: Threating – "Look at what it's come to. I've been given all these icky orders to destroy you- if you refuse to come back with me"

Now if you're on this tip, you're probably not doing very well have no fear threating them is almost guaranteed to make sure they come back with you and never leave your side

Tip 4: following up on the threat aka violence - "You really do remember me this time? I'm SO FLATTERED." [Axel is enraged, a ring of fire forms around him and Roxas] "But you're too late!"

You're threats obviously weren't scary enough and now you're going to have to follow up on them but it is okay this is certainly going to make them come back to you

Tip 5: kidnapping someone else - Axel: "What took you so long Kairi?"
Axel: [Axel appears] "Somehow, I just knew you'd be here"
Axel: "I tell ya Kairi, you've got a lot of guts, jumping right into the darkness like that."
Hayner: [Hayner atempts to punch Axel but falls through him]
Pence: [Pence tries the same but falls through him]
Axel: [slowly approaches Kairi and takes her arm] "Let go of me! Let go!"

This might seem a bit random but there is one reason for this kind of kidnapping. Leverage. Make sure you take some one important or else it's just kidnapping which is wrong *cough* and if you can't succeed with this finale step and accept you've lost them forever…

Note to all readers DON'T TAKE AXEL'S ADVICE

See what happened to him

Sora: "you're... fading away?"
Axel: "Well... that's what happens when you put your entire being into an attack. not that nobodies actually HAVE beings, right?"