Final A/N: Okay...This will be my last time re-uploading this chapter, you guys. I promise. I want to make an example of one of our readers though of EXACTLY why I am not posting this chapter on FF AND not sending it personally to anybody on here. Quite honestly, when I SAY this chapter is meant for mature audiences, I MEAN it. This little shit, however, is nothing but immature and a perfect example of the reason I refused to send this chapter out to anybody in a personal message. Feel free to read through this entire conversation I'm about to post and do keep in mind that any other messages I get from anybody that run along these lines WILL be reported AND the users blocked.

Fallenangelqueen: "Authors note was rude

and while at it wouldn't it just be easier to post it on here? People would stop bugging you. Seriously that's the reason why you can make stories rated M on here, exactly for those scenes...

And I'm pretty sure most people DONT wanna make an account on that website...that's why their on THIS website...

Not trying to be rude, buy just stating my opinion."

Pat: "Wow...How annoying. -_-; My A/N is NOT rude. I stated very clearly in my FIRST A/N ALL my reasons for doing things the way I did. I find it rude that people can't be bothered to just make an account on either of the two mentioned sites. Did you not READ my first A/N? FF doesn't provide an M rating for people to post up sexual content on their site. They even have a RULE on their site STATING that sexual content is prohibited here. If you actually took the time to read their site rules, you'd know that.

Just because some people happen to get away with posting sexual content here doesn't mean ALL people get away with it. Like I said in my FIRST A/N, I have HAD ENTIRE STORIES REMOVED for posting chapters containing sexual content in them before. I refuse to risk having all 25 of these chapters deleted just because you people tell me to post it here. The fact of the matter is, that's content that's not acceptable here. It IS acceptable, however, on FA. And on DA, the admin will at least only delete the ONE chapter if they decide to rather than the entire story. So I find it very direspectful having you guys demand that I risk it on a website that states very clearly in its TOS, "FF reserves the right to decide whether Content or a User Submission is appropriate and complies with these Terms of Service for violations other than copyright infringement or privacy law, such as, but not limited to, hate crimes, pornography, obscene or defamatory material, or excessive length. FF may remove such User Submissions and/or terminate a User's access for uploading such material in violation of these Terms of Service at any time, without prior notice and at its sole discretion."

Pornography refers to anything sexual posted here. I know. I've had them remove past stories before for posting up single sexual chapters. I don't see how the hell it is you people can't seem to get that fact through your minds enough to realize that I am NOT going to risk it again. This matter has nothing to do with being "easier" It has to do with taking risks that I don't want to take. If FF REALLY allowed the posting of sexual content on their site, ADULTFANFICTION wouldn't even exist strictly for the purpose of posting up sexual content. You need to pay better attention to site rules. I'm not an idiot. I've been on FF for EIGHT YEARS, long enough to know how this site works. According to your profile, you've been here only a little over ONE. So don't you be acting like you know all there is to this site just yet. You'll come to learn that FF isn't as simple as just giving your stories an M rating. That doesn't mean shit to FF admin. If a story with sexual content is brought to their attention, they WILL delete it.

YOU may not want to make an 18+ account on FA or DA, but don't assume that every single one of our OTHER readers thinks the same as you. Plenty of our younger DA members had no problem creating 18+ FA and DA accounts to read this chapter when we first posted it over on those sites. It's really not MY problem if you people can't accept the fact that it's not going to be posted here on FF. And NO. People DON'T come here to FF for those types of chapters. Coming onto FF means coming to terms with the fact that not everybody here will post sexual content on the site. Sure, SOME people may get away with it, but one report and FF admin will remove those stories entirely. What it comes down to is that this site isn't meant for you people to read sex scenes on. Never was meant for that and never will be meant for that. It's to read good stories. The M rating for stories is only meant to cover violence, perhaps SOME sexual themes (meaning nudity if it takes place), and foul language.

They even SAY in their rating system what certain ratings are for. The highest rating you can give on FF is an M, which allows for NON-EXPLICIT adult themes. If FF allowed people to post MA rated things, it'd be a different story entirely. But they say in their rating guide, "Please note FF does NOT accept explicit content, Fiction Rating: MA, and the rating is only presented for reference."

Even if you ARE only trying to state an opinion, I find it rude in the fact that you had to bring this up to me again when I already asked in my A/N for you guys NOT to ask me to post it here. I am following FF rules. You can't sit here calling me rude just because you people want me to break those rules for YOUR reading benefit. There is no getting around the fact that what you're asking me to do is strictly prohibited. Please respect my decisions enough in the future not to gripe at me about following FF protocal. Thank you.

P.S. If you plan on responding back with some raging and immature comment for me saying all of this, then just know that chances are I won't respond back. I only care to respond to people who have maturaty levels high enough to respect what I'm saying to them. If you're going to get angry and go on some rampage about my decision, then perhaps it IS better you not read the chapter at all. I DO say in my A/N that the chapter is for "MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY" You only prove how immature you are if you can't come to terms with an author's decision of where and how they post."

Fallenangelqueen: "Hm got to the first word and decide. I'd rather not waste my time reading that.
I DO know that rules I have read them and I have never seen someone have their story deleted because of sexual content. Never heard it until now and im pretty sure I don't believe it as far as it goes
whatever I don't give a ** anymore the M-rated version probably sucks ** like the PG-13 one did.

And YES you WERE rude in your A/N an trust me because I've done that before. You want people to pay attention to something important? Be blunt and clear about it don't type some huge three paragrpah stating something nobody really cares about and maybe you shouldve warned people about the website link and how you need an account, because I've already discussed with a few readers on here and they said that ** them off too. You didn't have to go and attack everybody for your mistake of not informing us correctly
And you can't call me immature when you are the one spazzing out and sending me a ten-** somethng paragraph PM which I'm clearly not gonna read. If you can't handle other peoples opinions and thoughts that's your fault.
You didn't have to be a freak and flip out, I mean damn you couldve been polite and blunt and just tol me the reason. I hope you realize that I wouldve been fine with a simple explanation instead of well that ** message you sent.

Whtever

don't respond I'll just delete it I don't waste time on people who can't handle my opinion and spaz out like a ** retard... I hve better things to do"

Okay. Now let me break this down for you guys. First of all, if this viewer KNEW the rules, she'd realize that my comment to her about the rules is 100% true considering the fact that I QUOTED the fucking rules to her in my response. You can't claim to know the rules if you won't even acknowledge what was quoted directly from the site.

Second of all, claiming that just because you've never seen it happen on here before does NOT mean that deletion doesn't happen. I can assure you guys that I HAVE had stories deleted in the past. If I hadn't, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of posting these sorts of chapters on other sites. I'd just post them here and move on with my day. It's pretty stupid to assume that the only reason I'm not posting them here is because I want to annoy you guys and make you work for it. I'm not that sinister. I know how this site works, what is allowed, and what is NOT allowed.

If the PG-13 version sucked so much, this viewer wouldn't have contacted me in the first place to ask I send her the M version. Enough said. Stating that a story sucks just because you don't get your way is rather immature and I really don't care to put up with stuck up underage brats who can't be bothered to follow a few simple rules.

Wow? Really? I didn't WARN you guys enough about the website in my A/N? Now THAT is a load of complete and utter bullshit. If this viewer had bothered to read my first A/N, she would have SEEN that I stated very clearly from the beginning that you needed to have an account to read the DA/FA versions of the story. I didn't "keep it a secret" from you guys or "make the mistake of not telling you," as this reader assumes I did. So saying that I "didn't warn you guys enough" is complete and utter shit. Seriously, use your eyes, you guys. I assume the majority of you aren't blind. And the reason I post long A/N's sometimes is BECAUSE I don't post them all that often. You'd think you guys would have the courtesy enough to actually read what I have to say WHEN I have to say it.

I attacked you guys? Please point out exactly where I did that. So far as I'm concerned I merely requested you guys stop messaging me about sending it to you personally. As another viewer pointed out, I could get in some serious legal shit by knowingly sending it in a PM to any obviously minor readers on here. If you guys want to read/look at porn, then don't sit here expecting to get special treatment just because you're 're NOT special just because you're underage and like everybody else, you should be willing enough to make your own accounts elsewhere for that type of stuff.

Does anybody see me flipping out in my response to this girl? I stated the rules to her. She took it as a personal attack. If that's not immature, then I don't know what is. And as far as "respecting her opinion goes" she's just as guilty as I am given I stated my own opinion in an A/N, which she had the nerve to direspect herself in both her first response to me as well as her reply to my comment. Who knew that typing out a long response to somebody automatically means I'm "flipping out at them" Once again, this girl shows her incompetence by not even bothering to read everything I just said to her. If she's really so simple-minded that she needs me to dumb down my responses to her just so she can realize it wasn't an attack, then I honestly don't even see a point in trying to reason with this girl any longer.

I have better things to do with my time also, you guys. But I MAKE time to come on here and update this story whenever possible. The only retard in this situation is the bitch bawwing over my decision not to post here. The world doesn't revolve around her or anyone else though. Any future comments made about how "rude" I am for deciding not to post here will be, like I mentioned before, reported as spam and the users blocked. For those who try to get around it with anonymous reviews, just know that I'll block anonymous reviews also should this continue. Those of you reading can either prove to me how mature you are by respecting my final decision about how to post. Or you can prove how immature you are by raging at me about how you didn't get your way. I'll leave it up to you guys. I really don't care any longer and quite honestly don't have any problems with just blocking all the immature underage users reading this.

On a side note, however, I WOULD like to send out a special thank you to SaiyanQueenVega for her VERY kind review. She obviously read what I said in my A/N, took the time to understand why I'm doing things the way I am, AND respected my final decision enough not to baww at me about it. If she could make sense of what it is I was saying in my first two A/N's, then obviously the rest of you should be able to make sense of it too. Nobody here has any excuse for making such a big deal out of this. The only people who are going to sit here and complain are those who probably didn't read my A/N to begin with. So yeah. Please use your eyes next time, you guys, because I won't say this again.

(Additional A/N: UGH! YOU GUYS! PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT SENDING THE GODDAMN CHAPTER TO YOU PERSONALLY! I'M SORRY! I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT MY DECISION IS FINAL! IF YOU WANT TO READ THE FUCKING CHAPTER, THEN YOU MUST MAKE AN 18 OR OLDER ACCOUNT ON DA OR FA! END OF STORY!

I realize some of you might find this unfair, but I find it extremely unfair being expected to send the chapter out personally to so many of you. I don't have the time to be sending it out to every single last person who asks me to, so please respect that. The fact that I'm even OFFERING you guys an alternative website to read the story on should be appreciated because I could have just skipped this chapter completely and let you guys read on without even the option of reading that sex scene.

I understand some of you don't want to make accounts for the sheer fact that you'd only be using it as a source to read the story, but honestly enough, it's not like you guys can't find other things to do on that site also. The majority of you have DA accounts already! Well, FA is just like an adult version of DA! You can use FA for exactly the same reasons you use DA already. And it's not like Sass and I won't be posting more chapters like this later on in the story! You will need an account for those chapters also!

So for the last time, I am NOT posting the story here on FF. Nor am I explaining again the reasons for why I refuse to post it here. If you people read my first A/N, you'd already know why. Nor am I going to send it out personally to any of you. Think what you want of me for refusing to do that, but I'm busy enough as it is without having to worry about sending a dozen or more of you the chapter personally. Please stop giving me shit in your comments/PMs about not posting it here on FF. Because I have a reason for everything I do or don't do and I've stated them clearly enough in my below A/N already. Thank you.)

A/N: Alright. Quick note before I post this chapter, you guys. This is NOT the full version of Chapter 25. I repeat, NOT THE FULL VERSION! If you would like to read the full version of this chapter, then please either check it out over on DA or on FA. I will include a link to at least the FA version in my profile (I think you guys can locate the DA version on your own if you want to read it there.)

Just please keep in mind though that Chapter 25 is meant to be viewed by users 18 years of age or older. If you guys are too lazy to create accounts on either of those two sites stating that you're 18, then oh well. I am NOT posting this chapter anywhere else on the net, so please don't ask. And before you say anything about posting it up here on FF, just know that it would be against FF's TOS and therefore a risk factor for having the entire story removed. (This has happened to me before with other stories, so yeah.) Don't ask me to post it on AFF either. AFF refuses to cooperate with me because their staff suck ass. So please respect our decision to only post this chapter on the two above mentioned websites. Thank you.

P.S. Before you guys spam my inbox with messages of being unable to view the chapter over on FA, please remember that you must first make sure all your settings are corrent (ie. Mature filter OFF) If you can't see it for any reason there, then it means your settings are not correctly set.

That said, we hope you all enjoy. =3

Dib Is Sick Chapter 25: A First Time For Everything

Zim: Sassafrass002

Dib: Me

Beta: Sassafrass002

Warnings: Extreme OOCness

Rating: M (This is only the PG-13 version though. Please see profile for link to M rated version.)

Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.

WARNING! ZADR Smutty scene ahead now, guys! 18+ readers only. If you strongly dislike this kind of content then do not proceed. Do not feel the need to tell us how much you dislike the content of this chapter if you were silly enough to have read it anyway. It will only cause us to laugh at your foolishness.

If you'd really rather not read this particular chapter because of its contents then don't worry. Things will pick up as normal in the following chapter

There is a link in my profile if you'd like to read this over on FurAffinity.

Otherwise, ENJOY!

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Shutting his eyes tightly before relaxing again, Zim planted little licks to the side of Dib's face and neck, bringing a hand round to run his fingers slowly down the other's back, antennae twitching in response to the small flick they received, as if anticipating something more.

Feeling Zim tugging just a bit at his towel to get at his chest, Dib groaned. "Mmmm...Ah!" He gasped as he felt one of the Irken's clawed fingers gingerly trace itself around one of his nipples. "Ziiiiim..." he breathed shakily against Zim's antennae, causing them to twitch even more.

Gasping out at the feel of Dib's breath against his antennae, Zim ran his tongue down him and pressed it to his nipple, licking at it as he dragged his hands further down his chest, pushing the towel down to his waist to run his hands up the bare skin of his sides.

Feeling Zim's wet tongue wrap around his hardening nipple, Dib squirmed about a bit. "Mmmmf...Nyaaa..." He enjoyed the sensation of the other's cool hands running up and down his sides, caressing his warm skin. Pressing Zim tightly against him, not wanting the other to stop his work any time soon, he then ran his own hands up the front of Zim's shirt, dragging his nails across his skin gently enough that he didn't leave any marks.

Zim curled up a tiny bit. "Uuhhh." He then pressed his mouth back against Dib's nipple with more force and lightly rubbed his teeth on it as he swirled at it with his tongue, bringing his hands up to rest on Dib's shoulders as he ran his claws gently down his back to then rub his hands on his lower back, lowering them down more as he rubbed against it.

Tensing slightly at the feel of Zim's hands dropping even lower down his body but otherwise not pulling away as the blush on his face grew darker, Dib drew one of Zim's antennae into his mouth to finally bite down on, though not painfully. Gently running his teeth along the length to the tip again, Dib's own body then reacted to each of Zim's squirms and the feeling of him digging his nails just a bit harder into his back.

"Mmmmph." Zim slid a hand up his back again to drag his claws down on it harder, leaving faint red grazes on it but stopping upon realizing he was pressing too hard and gently rubbing his hand against it apologetically. Gasping out loud as Dib ran his teeth along his antennae, he then entwined his legs around the other to force him forward and press against him more.

Gasping and letting out a slightly pained noise at the feel of Zim's claws digging just a bit deeper, Dib moaned against the antennae in his mouth just to feel a jolt of excitement shoot through his body as Zim pulled him closer, his hips pressed to Dib's.

Licking at his neck and shoulders, Zim slid his hands down his sides again and moved them back down to slide down his lower back. Slipping them under the towel slightly, he then lightly bit and sucked at the skin of his neck, legs wrapping more tightly around Dib and forcing their hips together even harder.

Gasping, Dib threw back his head before moaning out loud. "Mmmm...Zim..." He felt Zim's hands gripping his bottom firmly, pushing him into the Irken even more as he brought his own legs around to wrap around Zim.

*Sex scene starts here. See link in profile for full FA version*

A/N: And there you have it for the PG-13 version of Chapter 25. =3 Don't really have much to say about this chapter except that we hope you guys enjoy. X3 Until next time~