So I took this and 'improved' it, and there will be more chapters coming.
Wait, I mean
mad dis beter dunna flam fukin preps er ura fuckig pozer n gunna mk mre iff u flem all slitte mi rists!1111!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I wuz named 4 my long butiful goffic eboy hair wit purple streaks n red tips dat gos pefect wit the Hot Topic clohs I normaly where. Ima vampire, wit perfect white, strate teeth. I am pale and hav blu eyes like limpid tears. Lots of people tel me im really prety, and evrybody loves me, whitch caused much of my problems (lik as beig vieotapd by Snap and Loopin wen I ws in da shower.
My life is tragik. Im a withc at Hogwarts, but Voldymot ruind my perfct life wif Draco. He attaked us and i wuz da only 1 who cood defeat him!111! But I did defeat him wile i was listenin to MCR on my ipod.
But when Moldymort was killed it turned out Dumblydore was havin an affair wit te Darth Lord!1111! And he kilt Draco and Vampire in revge an now Im all alon! I ws crying tears of blood wen profesor Sinister came up to me.
Enoby!" Professir Sinista shouted sadly. She ws wearin a relly low black top that sowed of her boobs ad belly buton ring nd a rally smll blak miniskirt Sh had reed boots th come up ta her thies. She hd palle foundation n lots off black eyliner and looke rely goffic. I was warin an blac corset dat was riped up da sids and black sciny jeans where alo rippd I had cmbat boots. I had reely pale makup and back lipstick and blck eyelinerdat was gettin all smugged frm my tears of blood as i hold Draco's ded body and kisd his cold vampiric lips 1 lst time.
"What!11" I scremed at my fave teacher. I slit my rists a few times wit da spics on Draco's blt cause I ws so deresed he was died Da blood mixed wit my tears of blood, and Draco's bloody ozone from dat bullot whole destroying his face and the I was coered in it. I wntd to drank some off it so I did den I loked at Profeso Sinta.
"R U STILL HEAR!1111!" I scrammed depresed.
"Enobuy, I can sn place dat so that u can b happy agenn," da teacherer sed sadly. Then se stared sayin a spell!
Suddenly I was fuckin gone!
I woke up in a forest surorunded by preppy squirrels. "GET DA FUCK AWAY" I screamed depressed cause Draco was stif dead.
I saw a castke nar by, so I strted walkin to I I thotit migth be Howgarts.
I got there and it wasn't Warthogs! It ws Camealot!
"OMFG IS KIN ARTUR HEAR?11111!" I asked a gy on da stret. He was reely hot. He had blnd hair and red color contactz that sowed lotsa of miserly deep in his sole He was wearin skiny jeans n a black button down shirt tat was unbuttoned, sowin off his extrmely gorgeous chet. He had back boots, adn dere was a sword around his waist (No you pervs, the metal kinda sword!111!) I almost 4got Draco right dere he was so sexxy.
"im Prin Artery" he sayd in a sad sexy voce.
Sudenly dis black hared prep ran up to us! He weared bron pants, brown boos, a borwn coat, and a blue shirt and a fuckin red bandaner round his nek! Noffin from Hot Topic at All!
He gave us dis preppy fuking grin. "Hey Arthur, why are you dressed up like an evil sorcerer?" he ased grinin. Den he stoped smilng. "Who are you? And why's everyone dressed all in black?"
"You stoopid prep," Arthur screme at da boiy "imma not a snorkerer! i'm depresed anf goffic cuse my dad is going insane and I haff 2 do worc. Nobdy cares abot me anc I haf kep comalot alive!"
I felty rally sad wen he said dat, so we bocf slit are rists on his sord. the prep looked really scured.
"Arthur, what's going on?" he askd nervly. "Why'd you just slit open your wrist?"
"Just leav him lone you fuckin prep!111!" I sreamed sady.
"Wait, who are you people?" the fuckin prep aske
Den he rn way
"dat was Mearling, my fucking servnt," rince arhur said, and h stared cryin tars of bloood "I luv him evn tho hes a prepp Bt he lurves dis fuckin chick caled Freja!11! N I lik gurls 2 (AN cuz bi guys r soooooo sexy)
den Draco ran nup to me!1111!
"Hi Dracko," I said shly. he ranup and gabed Athus swrd dna slit hs wrisets. "U lurv dat stoopid pozer more den me?" he screamed sexily
"No!" I shited saly"Artr luvs Marin, but Martin dusn't luv hm."
"O" Draco said all depressed. "We shood hell rathur den."
Me n Draco wen tot Arhr's rom wit him "Now AArthur, u hafta tel him u luv him wen he waks n," I infomed him smrtly.
Jut den Melvin walked in Me n Draco hid uder the bed n kisse sxily n he pt his hnd n mi boood.
"Marlin I luv you!" scramed Arthur sadly. He ran up to kiss Merin. (AN bi guys r so hot n iffu dot thick soo ur a pozzer)
"Seriously, what's going on here," Mark sked n den he mad a maic spell!1111! day mae a sheld twen him n Rther!111!
Arthur strted cryin tares off blood n scarmmed sady "y u no luv me!1111!"
Marit satrred at him al prepy n i wnted to rink hs blood cuz he wus such a fuckin prep n he sed "It's not just you. Gwen's acting weird too, and I had to tie up Lancelot to keep him from bleeding to death from his wrists, and Gaius…" he shok lik he wus scarred 4 lif.
"Mark Ii luv u!1!1111!" reamed art sdly, tars o blod falin from his yes. Suddly he sw das sheld beteen dem "Ur a sorkere!111" he shoted n he swing is word at marling!11!
I jmpd 2 hlp, bt Mark jmped out da wndow!1111! N Arth fel 2 da grond sbbin bood n slittni is rists case he scarred hs tru luv (AN mmm bi gys)
N i relizd how ht h wz n new im had 2 help hm.