NARUTO'S SECRET LIFE
OK SO I WROTE THIS A LONG! TIME I FOUND IT EXPLORING MY LAP TOP! SO ENJOY OR NOT!
Naruto: EHEHHHH THIS WAITING IS LONGING ON FOREVER I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO AT HOME!
Sasuke: like what play with your cat stuck in the wall?
Sakura: how is he still alive?
Naruto: he feeds after bugs! And NO I'm not playing with Wally today!
Sasu and saku: Wally?
Naruto :yeah cuz he is in a wall! Duha I thought I was the stupid one!
Inner bad sasuke: YOU ARE! IDIOT!
Kakashi: well I WOULD have made a lesson plan yesterday but I chose not to! So whatcha kids want to do?
Younglings in team 7: KIDS? I AM NO KID HE IS A KID *all point at naruto and even naruto himself*
Kakashi: oh I'm sorry I meant those BAD ASS kids I have to hang around, HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sakura: I've got a game,*pulls out a bat* hit kakashi and see if candy comes out!
Sasuke: I like that game
Naruto: CANDY! GIVE ME THAT BAT! *GRABS SH BAT*
Kakashi: N-N-o nah man don't do this NO NO I DON'T HAVE CANDY IN ME ARASOFT!
Sasuke: just keep hitting naruto the more you do you might just kill him!
Sakura: yuuuuuuuuuup I like having you on my side leader of taka
Sasuke :thank you, you and sui get to kill Karin on a Tuesday
Sakura: YES I ALWAYS LOVED TUESDAYS!
34 MINS LATTER
Naruto: CAAAANNNNDDYYYY *ring ring* oh what's this a reminder oh shit uh SASUKE WHAT DOES REMINDER MEAN?
Sasuke: it reminds you that you have to do something idiot…..
Evil inner naruto: fool! It's that time of the day! That "FUN" time *wink wink hint hint*
Naruto: oh um bye guys I got to go cya! *leaves*
Sasuke: wth! Since when does he leave with full kakashi brawling!
Sakura: maybe he is up to something?
Sasuke: yea lets like spy on him cuz he still needs to give me back my fucking man spray
Sakura: *giggles* man spray?
Sasuke: no the main topic time to head out-
Kakashi: ANT NOTHING LIKE A GOOD FOOT RUB HIGH ON THE WEED IN THE BACK OF MY MOMSS HUMMER WITH MY GIRL AND MY HOMES!
Sasuke: okay now let's walk away slowly an-*they both sprint away*
kakashi: MAN THAT'S NAWT KEWL!
SETTING: NARUTO UZUMAKI'S APARTMENT
Sasuke: ugh this place looks disgusting
Sakura: okay lets start looking around
*they both start looking*
*sasuke go's through naruto's wardrobe pulling cloths out and throwing them around until he come up on to a moldy bagel*
*with sakura she is looking under his bed and looking in his nightstand*
*she opens one of the dresser doors of the nightstand and her eyes widen as she goes into panic mode*
Sakura: oh my gosh SASUKE YOU GOTTA SHE THIS! *points*
Sasuke: coming *sits next to her* what's so import- OH…. MY…. GOSH!
Sakura: EHHH can you believe it? OH MY GEE !
Sasuke: now I KNOW why he is so happy all the time!
Sakura: I KNOW!
Sasuke: he turned HINATA INTO A SEX TOY!*points at the toy*
Sakura: NO YOU IDIOT*hits him softly* he named his sex toy hinata *gulp*
Sasuke: ugh that's just nasty how often do you think he uses it?
Sakura: well the last time wasn't that long ago since its still on vibrate!
Sasuke: OH my gosh he must he done it before practice!
*then the door starts to jingle*
Sasuke&sakura: OH SHIT
*sasuke grabs sakura and they hide behind a curtain*
Naruto: cuz she's a brick…..house!
*naruto comes in dancing throws his keys on his bed and walks into the bathroom* *sasuke and sakura fall out the curtain*
Sasuke: what do we do now! He might just fuck us!
Sakura: well it might not be his! So we need to keep spying!
Sasuke: HEELLLL no I don't wanna get fucked by my best friend!
*flush* * naruto begins to come out the bathroom*
*sakura slides under the bed (which is actually clean) while sasuke just stands there being stubborn*
Sakura: sasuke get your arrogant ass over here!
Sasuke: hell no imma kick him where he needs to be kicked!
Sakura: AYA! *she comes from under the bed and grabs sasuke by his ear and slides him under the bed*
Sakura: shut up you wuss *goes under*
*naruto comes out*
Naruto: now its time for FUN time! * naruto gets his toy and unzips his pants*
Sasuke: oh my god I think I'm going to throw up
Naruto: oh darn now where did I put that damn 'I like it rough' thingy
Sakura: he likes it rough?
Sasuke: oh my gosh no wonder he wants to fight me all the time
Naruto: here we go alright I better do this in the bathroom! * goes 2 the bathrom** sasuke and sakura come from under his bed and panic*
Sasuke: okay what now?
Sakura: we we leave and we keep our mouths shut! Don't say a word!
Naruto: WOOT! OH YEAHHHH
Sasuke: okay let's go before I just die right here
Setting: Uchiha mannor, Uchiha Sasuke's room
Sakura :what now? I think we both know we can't keep our mouths shut about this
Sasuke: relax no one will find out! We just hit each other every time we giving it up!
Sakura: s'alright! *smacks him across the face*
Sasuke: WTH I DIDT SAY ANYTHING
Sasuke: Erma well I'm going to play video games
Sakura: m'kay ill watch
3 moments of silence
Sasuke: I need pure silence
Sakura: oh ok
1 moment of silence
Sakura: OH SO CLOSE!
Sasuke: sakura pure silence
Sakura: ok ok
9 minutes later
*phew phew boom scream gun fire*(you like my sound effects)
Sakura: soooo~ you wanna make out
Sakura: okay then!
They make out for a long period of time*
SETTING: TEAM 7 TRAINING GROUNDS
KAKASHI: OKAY SO WHERE GOING TO DO 2 PEOPLE TRAING!
NARUTO:UH I CALL PHILL!
SAKURA: sasuke me and u?
Kakashi: oh thanks you left me with the idiot…oh and spread out!
(O^O) sasusaku (*&_+)&^*)
Sakura: you think he'll rape kakashi?
Sasuke: maybe! He likes porn!
Sakura: ugh u just put images inside my head
7 minutes of silence
Sasusaku: wanna make out? Yes? Yeah I thought so.
% they make out$
Kakashi: so u like that gift I gave u?
Naruto: yeah it's GREAT I use it every day.
Kakashi: MAYN THAT'S NO COOL!
&&they all come back&&
naruto: MAN I'M SO TIRED
Sasuke: o really THAT wore you out
Sakura: sasuke! *hits him*
Sasuke: oh never mind
Naruto: yea but kakashi isn't enough I like it rough!
Sasuke: hissa sakura I think it's time we leave!
Sakura: yup yup yes sir re have fun with you~mhmm
Sasuke: hahahhaa sakura just keep walking!
THAT'S THE END I GUESS ILL MAKE SOME MORE! SORRY IF ITS KINDA LAME I WORTE IT A LONG TIE AGO!