Hey Reggie

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is... uhhh... well... how do I explain this well... hrm... durr... hurr... gurr... urrr... well, I blame the hurricane.


Toadette was in her bed, reading a short story she found while looking inside her green covered novel. Toadette yawned as Bowser Jr. entered the bedroom, heading towards his spot on the floor.

"You're going to sleep, Junior?" Toadette asked as she glanced at Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr. stretched his arms as he yawned, nodding his head as he blinked several times. "Yep. Need to get some energy for tomorrow."

Toadette gasped as her mouth opened widely. "Oooh! What are you doing?"

Bowser Jr. gained an odd expression on his face as he frowned. "...Well, maybe I shouldn't mention it to you..."

"Come on!" Toadette exclaimed as she tossed the novel aside, jumping off her bed as she grabbed Bowser Jr. "You can tell your girlfriend anything!"

Bowser Jr. groaned as he slapped his forehead. "Toadette, we're not officially a pair yet!" He rolled his eyes while shaking his head. "And besides, you wouldn't like it anyway. It's boring."

Toadette huffed as she folded her arms. "And what's so boring about you, huh?"

Bowser Jr. placed his arms around the back of his head. "Well, I was just going to pester a certain someone again so Nintendo would pay me my check."

Toadette frowned, her arms flopping by her sides. "So, another platformer, huh?"

Bowser Jr. nodded back.

Toadette grumbled in annoyance. "Ugh! You're always getting checks for those stupid games! Why can't I have a part of it?" She complained.

Bowser Jr. scratched his left arm. "Well, if you really want to, you could just go to Nintendo Headquarters and ask them to let you be in a platformer."

Toadette gasped as she got an idea. "Junior, that's it! You're a genius!" She grabbed Bowser Jr. and kissed him on the lips as she dashed off, somehow getting back energy into her as Bowser Jr. stumbled down, groaning as his head shook.


Later, somewhere near the Nintendo headquarters in Seattle, Toadette was looking for fellow Nintendo employees, wearing her normal outfit. It was then that she coincidentally bumped into Reggie Fils Aime, who was wearing the typical business suit.

"Oh my gosh, you must be the main man Reggie!" Toadette gasped as she squealed in delight, clamping her hands together. "Oh, how I was looking for you!"

Reggie laughed as he bent down, patting Toadette. "Aren't you that pink mushroom girl from Mario Kart?"

Toadette nodded frantically. "Oh yeah! I'm Toadette! You remember me, right?"

Reggie quickly glanced to the side as he nodded, somewhat unsure. "Uhh... yeah, of course!" He stylishly lied "Well, Ms. Toadette, what would you like?"

Toadette placed her hands behind her back as she purposely made the cute kitten eyes. "Well, can I be in a Mario platformer?"

Reggie froze for a moment, then he started to snicker. "Wait... did you ask to be in a Mario platformer?"

Toadette nodded as her eyes sparkled.

Reggie snickered as he covered his mouth, trying not to laugh as he turned away, holding in his laughter. "Oh, what a riot..." He whispered to himself as he turned back to Toadette. "Well... I could get Shigeru to phone you into the next Mario platformer, but... well..."

Toadette continued innocently posing as she purposely blinked.

Reggie shrugged as he sighed. "Well, okay, I guess you could."

"YAY!" Toadette cheered as she jumped onto Reggie, hugging him tightly. "Oh Reggie, how can I repay you?"

Reggie held Toadette, feeling a strong erection. He turned to the fourth wall and smirked, obviously knowing what to do with the cute Toadette.

His body was ready.