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A/N: I got bored and decided to make fun of stuff, if you read most of my fics I'm about the humor, well at least I find myself amusing and that's what matters to me so read and review or not! Please don't get offended by anything I type. =P

This story starts out with the most popular love triangle ever! We are at Playa Des loser or whatever you want to call it as people misspell it all the time! Duncan was making out with Gwen and Courtney at the same time, Switching back and forth from the two girls, this is considered cheating because even though they can clearly see each other they fail to realize Duncan is making out with the other!

"I love you" Duncan broke away from the kiss with Courtney "You're the only girl for me!"

Duncan then turned over to Gwen who had sunglasses on and headphones in so she was unaware of this obvious affair! They then started making out but Courtney didn't notice because she was reading a magazine! Did I mention they were sitting on folding beach chairs and Duncan was in the middle? Yeah, he was.

Somewhere in the pool sat Bridgette and Geoff who were as always making out as most people make them glued to each other, which ironically their lips were glued together now for 3 days thanks to Izzy replacing Bridgette's lip gloss with superglue, however nobody because they always make out and nobody cared to help them.

Cody was off being confused if he wanted to date Noah or Sierra and he also still loved Gwen, He felt the need to tell her that Duncan was playing her, but if he did that he wouldn't be able to watch Noah read his book sexily which is apparently a word, He wanted Noah but he also loved the way Sierra showed him attention….he secretly enjoyed his stalker best friend.

Alejandro was holding hands with Heather behind a bush, because they had a secret love/hate relationship and they wanted to keep it that way! Alejandro was currently romancing Heather in a language she couldn't understand, Seriously she couldn't because it turns out Alejandro wasn't making any sense because he hardly knew Spanish and was using an APP from his iphone to help him, not realizing that things that are translated from English to Spanish don't always make sense!

"What?" Heather asked "I don't get it…..Just speak English!"

"Chica, Heather! Spanish! Uno!" Alejandro told her in Spanish

"Give it up!" Heather told him "I don't even speak Spanish, this is a turnoff"

"Fine!" Alejandro sighed "I know my sentences in Spanish make no sense but you can translate them to paper! But even then it may seem screwed up! I love you!"

"I hate you!" Heather yelled "I love money!"

"Then buy my love, Chica!" Alejandro sighed

"Only after I buy us both an English to Spanish Dictionary and Vice Versa!" Heather yelled

"Yes, Chica yes!" Alejandro agreed "Only if you agree to….Marry me?"

CLIFFHANGER….

OH SHIT!

WHAT'S EVERYONE ELSE DOING?

WILL THEY GET MARRIED?

WILL GWEN AND COURTNEY EVER REALIZE THE OBVIOUS?

WHAT OTHER STEREOTYPE AND OBVIOUS THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ALMOST EVERY FIC HAPPEN NEXT?

FIND OUT IF AND WHEN I UPDATE!

DUN DUN DUN!