Me:-is still floating with everyone else-...Anyone got any ideas?
Yuni:-has a pondering look on her face-...Hmm...-grins- I think I can help with the light switch!
Silver: Do ye even know wha' the thing looks like?
Yuni: Don't have too~! I've got author powers!
Silver: Author pow'rs, lass...?
Yuni: Yep! I use them in my parodies... Especially 'Ask The Soul Eater Charries'!
Silver: -still floating with every one else- So... 'elp us out!
Yuni: GRAVITY ON! AUTHOR POWERS GO!
Everyone: -stops floating immediately-
Silver:-crash lands- Oi...
Me:-points and laughs-
Sarah: Oh honey are you alright? -helps him up-
Silver: Ay...I'm alrigh' lass. -rubs head and sits on couch-
Britt: Hmm...I wonder if I have author powers...-waves hand at Scroop and he comes back to life-
Scroop:-gasps- I CAN BREATH! -looks at me- I will kill you.
Britt: -grins and flicks wrist-
Scroop:-suddenly starts dancing the Macerena- BRITTANY!
Britt: Heheh...that was fun...
SilverW: Hmmm...-stares at floor and suddenly a duck appears- YAH!
SilverW:-picks up duck and cuddles it- Duckie, duckie, duckie! -smiles-
Me:...Oooooookaaaaayyyy...now that we all know that you lot have 'Author Powers', I gotta get to doing some dares.
Lazer: What about me?
Me: I have to do some other dares before you do yours dude, I'll get back to you.
Lazer: Fine. -sits in mid air-
Me: Ok, here is a truth from 6Phantom6 for Sarah.
Sarah: Oh we haven't heard from her for awhile...-smiles slightly-
Me: She asks that if your dead-beat husband ever came back, would you slap the crap outta' him?
Sarah: Oh if HE ever came back...-evil grin- Well that is something that shouldn't be voiced to the audience who reads this.
Me:...They're probably mostly, if not all, teenagers and adults...
Me: Oh...well...-inches away- Next from 6Phantom6. She dares Jim to either go to the graveyard, sit on a grave for one hour, and when that hour is up, cut off your rat tail and lay it on said grave. It's either that or a long skirted maid outfit with lacy headgear and ribbon choker and hair ornaments.
Jim:...-holds rat tail- But I like my rat tail...
Me: Either the dress or the rat tail.
Me: -raises hand- I could make you do both with AUTHOR POWERS! -crazed look-
Jim:-just stares at me and sighs-...Where's the dress?...
Me:-smiles and waves hand at him-
Jim:-is suddenly in yellow and white maids outfit with yellow ribbon choker, white lace headgear thingy, and a ton of little white, yellow and green hair ornaments.- AHH!
Me:...Ok I'll stop using the Author Powers now...-cackles madly-
Jim:-curses under breath and sits down, smoothing skirt out- I. Hate. This.
Sarah: Oh how I wish I had my camera...
Me:-snaps photos with phone- These go straight to Baily! -sends photos-
Me: Now on to more da-
Lazer:-jumps up- MY TURN!
Me: Seriously dude can I-
Lazer:-continues while ignoring me- First, since Scroop is already living again, I'm going to kill him over and over and over again in a cruel and painful fashion!
Lazer:-tazers Scroop and brings him back to life multiple times-
Scroop: Ow! -dies and comes back to life- Seriously that HURTS! -dies and comes back to life- I hate you. -dies and comes back to life-
Lazer: Ok I'm done...-puts away tazer- Next on my list...Secondly I want Jim, Delbert, Silver, Arrow, and that fat pirate that likes to mess with the cannon to do some exercise 450x earths normal gravity.
Fat Pirate:-appears- Vhat vah...
Arrow: Oh God...
Jim: The Academy is nicer than this...
Silver: Oi I'm to old fer' tis'...
Lazer: Go. -flicks wrist and all of them drop to the ground doing pushups, then run in place and finally box each other-
Me: That looks painful...
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*smiles sweetly* Jim?
Jim: *pants* What *pant* do *pant* You *pant* want? *faceplants ground*
Me: This chick called AnimeFreakofDoom dares you to make out with her and says you won't be dissapointed. Do you accept?
Jim: What the heck? *pants* No! *pants* I have a girlfriend you sick freaks!
Me: Well arn't you a sweetheart. *rolls eyes*
Me: Lazer I gotta do some other dares. While I was up visiting family with no internet connection, I got 14 more reviews. Zip it.
Lazer:...*shrugs and sits in mid air* Long as I get to do my dares.
Silver: That's my line!
Me: Ay, tis be why I'm usin' it.
Silver: I hate you.
Me: I know. A lot of people do. *smirks* On with the dares and truths and whatever else I got in my reviews/mailbox...Oh how sweet, XphiaDP has a dare for little Morhpy.
Morph: Dare? *giggles and comes over*
Me: Morph she dares you to do an impression of everyone in the room.
Morph: *salutes and giggles and then turns into a nagging Sarah, a lazy Silver scratching his butt, Jim dancing in a bathtowel, Tigress hissing at nothing, Amelia making out with Delbert and vice versa, Mr. Arrow just standing there, Ben dancing disco, Britt with crazy glasses on, Yuni with her hammer, SilverWolf (yeah I am doing full name now) eating popcorn and laughing, and then into me looking like an evil overlord before collapsing in a puddle by Jim's face*
Me: Good job Morph...*cackles evilly*
Lazer: Yo what about me Morph?
Morph:*looks at Lazer and makes the sound of a balloon deflating*
Lazer:...I feel left out.
Sarah:...I do not nag that much...
Silver:...Meh. *scratches butt discreetly*
Jim:...FML...Morph what were you doing in my room?!
Morph: *chirps* What were you doing in my room?! *giggles and sweeps around the room*
Amelia and Delbert:*are making out*
Britt:...I want 'dem glasses...
Yuni:*hands her a pair while sitting on mallet*
Britt:...Hehehe Me Gusta. *puts on glasses*
Me: Meh. On with the dares...XphiaDP dares Jim to solar surf race her, and she'll be nice, and to make her a version of your solar surfer.
Jim:*sits up and leans against couch* Uh, not doing any races with anyone for awhile but...I'll make a scematic and get back to her on the surfer.
Me: Ok well then miss Xphia you're getting a present it seems. *smiles* Oh and XphiaDP dares Ben to sing at the top of his lungs for the rest of the chapter...Wait I t-
Ben: DON'T MATTAH WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE-
Sarah: Oh Gawd...
Ben: DON'T MATTAH WHAT YA WEAR-
Jim: Nice one Kitty...
Ben: HOW MANY RANGS YOU GOT ON YA FINGAH-
Me:*jams a fish bowl over his head so we can't hear anything*
Ben:*Just keeps singing*
Me: Thank Gawd...*shudders* Different dare?
Me: O'tay 'pankies...Yikes Pain Girl is scaring me...
Jim: Not her...
Me: Dun' worry Jimmy Boy you won't have to deal with any blood-thirsty tigers today. *throws dare over back for later maybe*
Jim: Uhh...*looks over at Tigress*
Jim:*avoids eye contact*
Me: Ok anyhow...6Phantom6 has a truth for Sarah. She asks that if your dead-beat husband ever showed up again, would you smack the crap out of him?
Sarah: Smack him, punch him, yell at him...*takes Silver's cyborge arm and fiddles with it until a bunch of sharp kitchen utensils*...Probably stab him with this thing...
Silver:*chuckles* Now I know why I like ye' lass. *winks*
Sarah:*smiles at Silver and whacks Jim upside the head*
Sarah:*ignores him and cuddles with Silver*
Britt: Oh shut up Kitty have you seen some of the stuff you've written?
Me:...Yes because I wrote it.
Britt: My point exactly.
Me:...I resent that.
Britt: Shut up and do the dares.
Me: Yes ma'am...Lazer I believe yo-
Lazer: Finally! *jumps up* First I summon Po to this chapter!
Po:*shows up eating noodles*...Seriously I'm on my lunch break...
Tigress: You're always on your lunch break Po...
Po:...Hello to you too honey. *rolls eyes and puts down bowl*
Lazer: 'Kay you ready Po?
Po: Yeah...I think...
Lazer: Good. I dare you to arm wrestle Silver!
Po: Say what?!
Silver:*looks at him* Oh tis'll be fun...
Sarah:*sits off to the side*
Me:*sets a huge box between the two and then a chair for Po* Ok, get ready!
Po:*sits down and puts arm in position*
Silver:*leans forward and grips Po's arm with his real hand* I'll make it easy for ye' lad.
Po: Yeah thanks Silver...
Me: Get set and- GO!
Po:*within two seconds has Silver's hand pinned*
Po: *jumps up and dances* Woohoo! I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
Silver: I wanna REAMATCH! *slams fist on box*
Po: Bring it on! Hiiiiii-ya! *sits down and grips Silver's cyborge arm*
Silver: Ye mind if I break ye bone?
Silver: Ok 'ten.
Me: BREAK HIS ARM SILVER!
Po:*doesn't even flinch and has Silver's hand down in 8 or so seconds*
Silver: SERIOUSLY DAHELL?! How is te' panda beating me cyborge hand of all tings! Seriously, how?!
Po: I'm full of AWESOMENESS.
Me:*mutters* And noodles.
Po: Awesome noodles!
Silver:...I give up. *rolls eyes, leans back and sighs*
Silver:*brings out cannon* Shut. Up.
Me: HAHAHAH-*stops and looks at him*...Meh.
Britt: Hey Kitty...
Britt: You know how long it's been since you published a new chapter?
Me: Way to long?
Me: Shizznit...WELL DIS BE PUBLISHED NOW. Send me a private message or comment with your truth or dares! Byyyeeeeeee~!