memento mori

Hey, I know these probably aren't allowed but whatever.

I'm Mad, obviously, and this is going to be a 28-oneshot collection battle between me and Pearl (PrincessPearl), so check hers out, sure it's going to be awesome. I'm going to be writing every nextgen pairing possible that doesn't include slash/femslash/cousincest, and it's going to be hard, but oh well. ;)

And this is for Pearl cause she's awesome and kick-started my muse and I don't even know, she's just lovely, okay. Even if my muse is still half-dead. xD

The catch is that they're all going to be 1000 words, not including A/Ns, titles, or the inbetween thingies. Exactly 1000 words, none above, none less.

And just for review:

Percy and Audrey: Molly II, Lucy

Luna and Rolf Scamander: Lysander, Lorcan

Astoria and Draco: Scorpius

Fred and Angelina: Roxanne, Fred II

Harry and Ginny: James, Albus, Lily

Ron and Hermione: Rose, Hugo

Bill and Fleur: Victoire, Dominique, Louis

Nymphadora and Remus: Teddy

Okay that's all, please read and review and don't favourite without reviewing. And for the record, I don't own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does.