Author's Note: This is my first Harry Potter fanfic, and it's a break from my usual anime fanfics. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Vampire Knight, One Piece, or "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green.


This is Harry Potter. Harry is the hero of this fanfic. Today, he is competing against Cedric Diggory, a useless pretty-boy, in the Triwizard Tournament.

This is Cedric Diggory. Cedric is a useless pretty-boy. He will become even more useless by this fanfic's end.

Oh, no! The trophy Harry and Cedric were cat-fighting over just now turned into a Portkey. Where did they end up?

"Why are we at Taco Bell?" Harry asked Cedric right after the Portkey teleported them to the Taco Bell on the Hogwarts grounds. The Weasleys are there to eat dinner. Gilderoy Lockheart is there to serve tacos. Lord Voldermort is there because he wanted a Crunchwrap Supreme.

This is Lord Voldemort. Voldemort is also called 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named'. Voldemort has no nose, because he is actually Michael Jackson.

"Oh, no, it's Voldemort!" Everyone cried.

See the Weasleys run away to Mexico. Run, Weasleys, run.

"I shall turn you into Edward Cullen, a useless pretty-boy!" Lord Voldemort yelled as he shot silly string from his wand.

See Lord Voldemort act like a creeper. Make Cedric useless, Voldemort, make Cedric useless.

See Cedric become useless. Sparkle, Cedric, sparkle. Sparkle like it's a German Sparkle Party.

"I am now useless and everyone will hate me," Cedric said as he sparkled.

See Harry throw rocks at Cedric. Throw, Harry, throw.

Wouldn't you like to throw rocks at Cedric - I mean, Edward Cullen?

"I shall be going to Forks now," Cedric said before he disappeared into a cloud of sparkles. Because Cedric lost many fangirls, most of the girls at Hogwarts are sad.

"And, although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a 'forget you' and a 'forget you, too'," The girls at Hogwarts sang.

See girls at Hogwarts sing. Sing, Hogwarts girls, sing.

However, Hermoine didn't sing. She isn't shallow like that. She keeps on reading her Vampire Knight yaoi fanfiction like nothing happened.

Wouldn't you like to read Vampire Knight yaoi fanfics?

Then, Hagrid entered. Hagrid owns many pets. They helped him clean up the mess Cedric/Edward Cullen left behind.

Wouldn't you like to have awesome pets like Hagrid?

Then, Mihawk from One Piece entered. He was dressed as Lady Gaga.

See Mihawk sing Bad Romance. Sing, Mihawk, sing.

Wouldn't you like to see Mihawk from One Piece sing a Lady Gaga song?

"Uhh... WTF?" Harry thought to himself before he retreated to his dorm and watched Azumanga Daioh for the rest of the night.

Wouldn't you like to attend Hogwarts to see all of this?


Ending Note: Uhh... Review. XD