Okay, well I got this crazy idea from SugarBubblegum333 who got this from Yami Amethyst Rose. I hope you enjoy this, and it makes you laugh. I'm sure it won't though.
I own nothing besides my characters.
Yami Amethyst Rose's Crazy OC Meme Remix~
Jamie N. Black
Arabella V. Black
Damien H. Black
*In a dark room somewhere in South Park, Colorado, three original characters find themselves in front of a TV crew. An unseen narrator is asking them questions; they are sort of complied to answer. *
-Two siblings at the same time or maybe three.-
1) What's your name?
Jamie: "James, but I go by either Jamie or Nero."
2) How old are you?
James: "I'm fifteen years old."
Arabella: "Thirteen years old!"
Damien: "Thirteen years old."
Jamie: "-grumbles-, I'm 5'3, but I'm going to grow eventually."
Arabella: -stares at her brother before laughing- "I'm 5'4!"
Jamie: "You suck!"
Arabella: "Whatever shorty!"
Jamie: "I'm going to kill you!"
Arabella: "Bring it on!"
-Curses and crashes could be heard in the background. -
Damien: -stares at his fighting siblings- "I'm 5'4."
4)Any bad habits?
Jamie: "Now that, that is over, I'm a bit to possessive for my own good."
Arabella: "I have lollipop in my mouth 24/7."
Damien: "I really don't use effort when I do anything."
5) Are you a virgin?
Jamie: "Of course I am." -light coating of pink could be seen on his face-
Arabella: "What the fuck ever, the way you make sparkly eyes at the Anti-Christ. It's debatable. I sure am!"
Jamie: -glares- "Don't test me Bella."
Arabella: -smirks- "Whatcha you gonna do about it, shorty?"
-More curses and crashes could be heard in the background. -
Damien: -sigh- "I'm a virgin too."
6) Who's your mate/spouse/lover?
Jamie: "Alexander of Macedon, be jealous of my conqueror boyfriend."
Arabella: -stares in disbelief- "How is that even possible? He's been dead for quite a few centuries..."
Jamie: "Damien introduced him to me in Hell. I bet he could introduce you to someone too, unless they were Mormon."
Arabella: "You think he could introduce me to Heath Ledger, perhaps Uchiha Itachi?"
Jamie: "An anime character and the Joker?"
Arabella: -nods- "They are all kinds of sexy!"
Jamie: "I agree."
Damien: -stares at his siblings- "Why? Whatever, no, neither Bella or I have a significant other."
7) Do you have any kids?
Jamie: "I'm a fudging virgin, how would I have kids? I want three though."
Arabella: "Nope, I plan to have two."
Damien: -sighs- "Too much effort."
8) Favorite food?
Jamie: "Baked Fish with lemon!"
Arabella: "Scorpion Lollipops!"
9) Favorite flavor of ice cream?
Jamie: "I don't really like ice-cream, but I do enjoy coffee flavored ice-cream."
Arabella: "Mint and Vanilla with gummy bears and scorpions."
Jamie: -raises eyebrow? "Scorpions? You're weird."
Arabella: -smiles- "So, the pot says to the kettle."
Damien: "Simple vanilla."
10) Have you killed anyone?
Jamie: -winks- "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Arabella: -coughs into hand- "I couldn't be held accountable for my actions."
Damien: "Why am I stuck with the crazy siblings?"
-Narrator glares- "You're supposed to answer the question!"
Damien: -sigh- "No, I haven't killed a person."
Arabella and Jamie: "He lies!"
11) Do you hate anyone?
Arabella and Jamie: -eyes dilated in rage- "Eric Cartman and Craig Tucker! They must die!"
Damien: "I hate lots of people."
12) Do you have any secrets?
Jamie: -blinks- "Yeah, I do. It wouldn't be a secret if I told you though."
Arabella: "I do."
Damien: "I have lots of secrets."
Jamie: "Sort of."
Arabella: "They aren't as good as scorpion lollipops."
Damien: "They are okay, you should talk to Clyde though."
14) Have you slept the whole entire day?
15) What is your eye color?
Jamie: -flirty smile- A sexy dark blue.
Arabella: "Psh, whatever. My brown eyes are to die for."
Jamie: -growls- "Bella!"
Arabella: -returns action- "James!"
Damien: "Not again, whatever, my eyes are a boring grey."
16) What is your hair color?
Jamie: "An seductive blood-red."
Arabella: "Dark blond."
Damien: "Dark brown and blood red."
17) Are you fat, average, or slim?
Jamie: "A very slim boy."
Arabella: "Pretty slim."
Damien: "Same as my crazy-ass siblings."
Jamie and Arabella: -huff- "I hate you."
18) Rain or Sunshine?
Jamie: -excited gleam in eyes- "I love the rain, thunderstorms are the best to see the beautiful rain. It's totally calming and cleansing. I want it to rain!"
Arabella: "My dear older brother, you are delusional. Clearly the sunshine is the best weather possible."
Arabella: "You suck!"
Jamie: "My dear sister, I believe that's you." -sticks tongue out.
Damien: "I like neither."
19) Pool or Beach?
Jamie: "I like the beach, more guys to trick and to stare at." -flirty smirk. -
Arabella: "I would have to agree with you dear brother."
Damien: "The beach, all the hot girls lusting after me."
Arabella and Jamie share a look. Arabella raises a skinny eyebrow. "Damien, are you okay?"
Damien: "Fine, why do you ask?"
Arabella and Jamie share a nervous laugh: "N-No reason."
Jamie whispers: "I'm getting Daddy after this."
20) Camping or staying at home?
Jamie: "I know a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors, Indoors, Innn-dooors… Take it away penny!"
Arabella: "Yeah….Camping, fresh air is good for your health."
Jamie: "Fuck whatever crazy girl."
21) Dog or Cat?
Jamie: "Cats are the best."
Arabella: "How about a liger?"
Damien: "Cats, they are independent creatures. They don't rely on you at all."
22) Do you believe in aliens?
Jamie: "Yeah, there's a large alien satellite in Cartman's disgusting butt crack."
Arabella: "Yeah, we know there are aliens. Have you seen the talking taco alien that can poop ice-cream scoops?"
Damien: "There are aliens."
23) What do you do to relax?
Jamie: "I play my cello or violin."
Arabella: "I watch re-runs of Bizarre Foods."
Damien: "I stare blankly at my wall."
24) Car or Ship?
Arabella: "I get sea-sick."
Damien: "Ship, I find the waves very calming."
25) What is your job?
Jamie: "Working part time at the History Museum. The dress code is sucky."
Arabella: Blackmailing Jamie... Jamie, I have pictures of you and Stan. When were you planning to tell Daddy?"
Jamie: -blushes hotly- "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Arabella: "Really?" -flashes pictures-
Jamie: "What do you want, you devil?"
Arabella: "Your clothes for my theme."
Damien: "My job is separating those two."
26) Any unusual things about you?
Jamie: -smiles proudly- "I'm a sexy cross-dresser."
Arabella: "I have two gay parents."
Damien: -shrugs- "I have a piercing on my cock."
27) Boy or Girl?
Jamie: -raises eyebrow- "What do you think?"
Arabella: "Look at my awesome boobs." -points at her chest.
Damien: -cough- "Again, I have a piercing on my cock."
28) Favorite place?
Jamie: "In my Daddy's arms."
Arabella: "In my Dad's arms."
Damien: "My local library."
Arabella and Jamie: "You were supposed to say something sweet."
29) Do you like pancakes?
Arabella: "I want some, I mean yes!"
Damien: "I agree with my siblings."
30) Favorite movie?
Jamie: "Spirited Away, best movie ever. Hands down."
Arabella: "In your dreams, obviously the best movie ever is the original Nightmare on Elm Street."
31) Any last words?
Jamie: "I want to thank all my lovely fans. My authoress apparently doesn't appreciate my awesomeness. I mean seriously, who can't like me?"
Arabella: -sticks out tongue- "Damien! Anyways, I was wondering does anyone want a scorpion lollipop? They are so very yummy."
Damien: "I'm going to sleep."