Tobi was here: Here comes the humor portion of the ficcy. This was because of a conversation I had with a friend so some of this was from that conversation, some added. Enjoy (even if my humor is forced on this one)

Disclaimer: no owning of the Hetalia or HetaQuest here (or gingivitis or the bubonic plague)! the end!

Say Hi to Everyone For America Bloopers

Italy sighed as he walked down the empty hallway. He wished he hadn't run off in a random direction. For all he knew, he'd end up in a dead end. America had the map after all. A noise interrupted his thoughts. The noise sounded like it was getting closer and a shadow appeared at the end of the hallway behind him. Italy quietly moved to the nearest door and-

slammed face flat into the door...

"CUT" shouted the director, "Why didn't the door open?"

"WAAAH!" Italy cried over his hurt face as Germany quickly an to his side to comfort him.

"It appears the door was locked, boss!" one of the stage workers explained. The director sighed.

"Fine! We'll take the scene again once Italy stops crying and his face feels better! Break, everyone!"

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Italy released the breathe he was holding as he decided to explore the room further before exiting. He turned around and came face to face with a giant camera lens less than an inch from his face.

"AAAHHH!" Italy cried, backing up against the door.

"CUT!" the director shouted, "Italy, what's wrong?"

"V-Ve, ve, I-I know you said it was going to be a close up shot b-but I didn't know it was going to be that close!" Italy sobbed as Germany went to his side once again to comfort him. The director sighed.

"Camera 4, haven't you heard of zooming in? Alright, everyone! We'll start shooting again in five!"

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His heart was beating faster than ever since they've entered this place and hoped whatever was on the other side of the door couldn't hear it. After what felt like hours but was only less than a minute, the noise move on, becoming silent within the span of a minute or two-

"AAHH!" THUD.

THUD.

BOOM.

THUD.

DONG.

BOOM.

THUD.

Or not...

"CUT!" the director shouted, "What happened?"

"The zombie fell down the stairs!" one of the crew replied.

"Well, that was stupid!" Romano said as Italy walked up to him after the director called for a break, "Why the #!*% was he wearing the costume if he's not even going to show up on film, especially if he can't walk properly in that thing? OR SEE?"

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"America"

"You called?" Italy quickly spun around to face the owner of the familiar but unwanted voice, surprised he didn't hear anyone come in... slipping and falling on his #!*% at the same time.

"WAAAAAAAHH!" Italy cried, rubbing his now sore butt as the director yelled cut.

"Italy, are you all right?" America worriedly asked as he ran to the Italian's aid, "I'm so sorry, man! I should have caught you! Are you all right?"

"WAAAAAH! My #!*% hurts! The floor's really hard!" Italy cried, Germany and Romano running to his side... That is...

"Stay away from my brother!" Romano shouted, trying to kick the German.

"I'm sorry but I'm his friend so I have every right to help him," Germany responded, too focused on getting to Italy.

"Hey, Romano!" America called in a scolding voice, "If Germany wants to help his lover, then let him help his lover!"

"I'M NOT HIS LOVER!" Germany defended, his face red with embarrassment.

"WHAT THE #!*% , YOU POTATO SUCKING #!*% ?" Romano angrily cried as he tried to strangle the German, who easily avoided the angry hands, "YOU BETTER
NOT HAVE TOUCHED MY FRATELLO!"

"WE'RE NOT LOVERS!"

America rolled his eyes then carried Italy off to the First Aid room to get the Italian butt fixed.

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"I see you've figured it out, haven't you, Italy?" America asked with a smile that didn't reach his cold eyes. Italy didn't respond, too busy trying to out what to do, his eyes looking anywhere but at America.

"Why?" Italy finally asked, tears welling up in his eyes and he looked straight into the other's eyes, "Why did you lie to us? I believed you! We believed you! We all did!"

"How cruel of you, Ita-" America started but was interrupted by a loud-

" #!*% ! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY FRATELLO CRY! I HOPE YOU'RE CAPABLE OF SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" the angry Italian shouted but was dragged away by a smiling Spaniard who apologized to everyone on his way out and tried to explain that everything was just acting.

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"How cruel of you, Italy," America said, a hand over his heart as if in pain before bursting into laughter, "To be honest, I didn't have any memories of this lab at the time. It was only after all this crazy #!*% that I started remembering."

America quickly paused and stared at the director with a pout.

"Why am I the evil one?" he complained, "It's not cool at all and I have to make Italy cry, too! It's just not something a hero does!"

"If you have a problem with it, then you shouldn't have taken the job," the director sighed.

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"You may not be able to bring them back," Italy said in almost a whisper, "but you can still end this before it's too late, before anyone else becomes one of those things"

America shook his head, "I can't end this, not when I'm so close"

"Close to what?" Italy angrily cried, "Haven't enough people died because of your little experiment? How many more of our friends do we have to lose before you
decide to put a stop to this? How-?"

The brunette clutched his shoulders and fell to his knees in pain that came with the many emotion he felt. America stayed silent, watching his once friend break down in tears. It pained him to see the always happy Italian express so much sorrow and pain. Maybe it was guilt but he quickly dismissed it and harden his heart once more-

"ITALY! I'M SORRY!" America cried, bringing the confused, teary eyed Italian into his arms, "I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY AND IT'S NOT COOL OF ME TO DO SO! IT'S NOT HEROIC AT ALL!"

"If it makes you feel any better, we can have Russia play as the bad guy," the director suggested, anything to complete the filming.

"I'm sorry but I don't like making Italy cry," Russia stated then in a threatening tone, "You won't force me to make him cry, da?"

"Uh..."

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"I can stop the pain," America told the crying man, who looked up at those words. The blonde closed the space between them and got down on his knees before brushing away the Italian's tears. Italy stared up into America's eyes, trying to figure out the meaning of the words. His eyes widened when he felt- No, saw a familiar equipment nearing his neck. Italy quickly jumped away from America and ran off screaming.

"I DON'T WANT TO GET GINGIVITIS!"

Everyone stared, trying to figure out what happened. America quickly dropped the needle in horror and ran off screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO GET GINGIVITIS, TOO!"

"Who the #!*% gets gingivitis through a needle?" England muttered before running off to hunt down his blonde. Germany sighed and went off looking for Italy.

"Ve~ That was close!" Italy sighed in relief, "Good thing Prussia taught me about those needles!"

"Ita-chan!" a certain albino called, tackling a Italy into a hug.

"Ve~ Hello, Prussia!" Italy happily exclaimed, "Oh, thank you for warning me about those needles! I was so close to getting gingivitis!"

Prussia raised an eyebrow at Italy as if the brunette was saying he was not Italy but some guy from another world (it's a reverse HetaQuest! XD) or something but quickly remembered and proudly exclaimed, "Of course! Why wouldn't I warn my cute Ita-chan about those evil needles?"

Another brilliant plan suddenly formed in the albino's mind. Sure, West would later murder him for it- Well, West wouldn't murder his awesome bruder, the Almighty
Ore-sama, would he?- but #!*% , he was bored and was gonna do it anyways. Plus, it was revenge for almost not bringing him on set.

"Italy," Prussia said as calmly as he can without snickering. Italy looked up at the albino, waiting for him to continue. Prussia covered his face in Italy's shoulder to hide his evil grin, "The needle got my poor little West and now he's got the bubonic plague!"

"I thought you get gingivitis"

"He's got that, too!"

"Oh no!" Italy cried, frantically waving his arms, "Is there a way to cure him?"

Prussia shook his head, "All you can do now is stay away from him but you can't let him know what he's got, OK?"

"OK," Italy sniffled, tears now building in his eyes. Prussia quickly left to hide and watch his revenge unfold. Not long afterward, Germany came running into view.

"There you are, Italy," Germany sighed. But before he could place a hand on the Italian's shoulder, Italy ran off screaming and leaving Germany to be confused and a little depressed. Prussia snickered but his ear was soon caught by a certain Japanese man (along with a certain Hungarian smacking his head with a frying pan) and forced to fix the mess.

"Idiot! You can't get gingivitis through a needle!" England scolded a pouting America, "Anyways, what moron did you listen to?"

"Prussia"

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"An office?" Italy quietly asked himself. The white room was clean of any blood or mess with a few furniture and equipment. There were two computers and an office desk with a matching chair. Papers were neatly stacked on the desk but a picture frame caught the Italian's attention. Italy carefully picked up the picture frame for a closer look, eyes widening along with a sharp gasp stopping his heart in fear and disbelief at what he saw. The frame slipped from the brunette's frozen hand with a loud 'clank' that broke him back to reality, him whipping his head to the door in hope no one or thing heard. When no sound interrupted the tensed silence, Italy turned his attention back to the picture.

"It's i-impossible, r-right?" the man stuttered, trying so hard but failing to make the picture out to be a lie, "America said..."

Italy shook his head and stared at the picture. It was a picture of the Allies and Axis drunk in Germany's house.

"America," Italy struggled to speak, "I thought you said you got rid of all evidence of that night"

"I did!" America objected.

"The memory of that night will live on," Prussia snickered but was hit in the head with a frying pan.

"That night will soon be erased from history," the nations muttered.

"I think we'll call it a day," the director sighed, wondering if his filming will ever get completed.

Tobi was here: So that's that and the end! Unless you guys have more bloopers that you think should be added ... but remember! There's a sequal! ...which I'll get to writing eventually... I hope...